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	<description>Grab a brew.  Don't cost nothin'</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Cardinals Suck</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/12/02/cardinals-suck-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
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State of Arizona (to Cards):&#160; Go, Cards!
Cards:&#160; But we have this new stadium since we hated our college stadium.&#160; We were too scared to take money to call it &#8220;Pink Taco.&#8221;&#160; so we took the name of a Mormon front organization college.&#160; We made it open air at will, but we lack the balls [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Profiles in Shit</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/12/01/profiles-in-shit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:09:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Final Bitch]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Mustang]]></category>

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Discount Cab 735, 9 a.m.&#160; Thomas and 16th St.:&#160; Hmmm&#8230; I am a male in desperate need of enhancement, but this cell phone call to 1-900-be-an-ass has left me feeling empowered despite my other shortcomings.
Traffic:&#160; Hey look!&#160; We&#8217;re all backed up.
Discount Cab 735:&#160; This looks like a job for someone whose brain requires enhancement [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You can go now&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/12/01/you-can-go-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:19:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Kill Your Television]]></category>

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Sorry?!  You&#8217;re goddamned sorry?!&#8230;  You told them ALL OF IT?! - Ronald Everett Gardocki, having just been fucked in the ass (figuratively) by Vic Mackey.
&#8220;You can go now&#8230;&#8221;  Claudette Wyms, after making Vic watch Ronnie get arrested, based on Vic&#8217;s confession for immunity deal.
&#8220;From now on, when I say, &#8216;Suck my dick,&#8217; you say, &#8216;You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Nebraska:</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/29/dear-nebraska/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:28:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Football Is God]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[the big series of tubes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Colorado]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Go Fuck Yourself.
xxoo (to Bill Callahan, and that Solich guy only)
65-51
62-36
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		<title>Oh the weather outside is frightful&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/24/oh-the-weather-outside-is-frightful/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:59:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[In Local News...]]></category>

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somewhere else.&#160; Here, lunatic Jaguars are on the prowl on clear, dry streets, but we might get some of that weird &#8220;water falling from the sky &#8220;shit they keep telling us about.
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		<title>Faces of Death</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/24/faces-of-death/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:49:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Al Gore was RIGHT]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Car and Driver]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Alex Trebek:&#160; It&#8217;s what brought you face to face with your own mortality, because the asshole pulling out of the Circle K in it was too busy being self important to look to his right before making his illegal left hand turn.
Me:&#160; What is this cargasm [below]?

 
Smashing baby, smashing.&#160; Well, almost.&#160; Fucker.
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		<title>Cardinals Suck</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/23/cardinals-suck-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 21:28:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Michael Bidwill:
You&#8217;re a piece of shit, sir.  There is no rain.  The temperature is 75.  It&#8217;s fucking November.  Yet, this very minute, the roof on University of Phoenix Pink Taco Stadium is closed.  What. the. fuck?
Pussies.  I hope New York schools you, just because you lack the balls to open the roof that I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vote with your office supplies</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/21/vote-with-your-office-supplies/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/21/vote-with-your-office-supplies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:21:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George W. Orwell</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[1984]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[police]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An unknown group of people have been quietly expressing disapproval with Arizona’s new freeway photo scheme by taking a unique approach, potentially putting Redflex in a “sticky” situation.
The end result of the mystery activists’ efforts is the placement of Post-It notes on photo scam equipment throughout the valley. Reports have surfaced that numerous cameras have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Department of Irrelevancy</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/18/department-of-irrelevancy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/18/department-of-irrelevancy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Car and Driver]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Karmic Equivalence, Bitch!!!!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[31 miles per gallon
Created by The Car Connection
]]></description>
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		<title>Stardate 5.8.2009</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/18/stardate-582009/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/18/stardate-582009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Kill Your Television]]></category>

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