Lets watch some flicks
It’s been a long couple of months. Long story short, I can’t compete with the tragicomic shitshow that is the presidency of popular vote loser Weiner von Shitstain. So, I OD’d on Strippers and cocaine joined the priesthood worked my ass off like a wage slave about to be assfucked by some oompaloompa who would rather watch […]
Read more "The Internet: Where the HELL Have You Been?"Rogue One is fine. The continuity and shoutouts (Captain Antilles, anyone?) reach gratuitous levels, but still not as bad as Sith. Thankfully, no mention of Yoda.
Read more "Peak Vader"Star Trek Beyond was great, and I just loved Jaylah. It still labors under the burden of being part homage. Itstill follows the blockbuster formula of gratuitous, obscenely powerful yet surprisingly un-devastating urban destruction. And impossible physics. Despite that, it was great. No spoilers.
Read more "There’s No Great Green Hand in Space"My fraternity’s national organization is filled with North Korea-like hardliners hamstrung by institutional inertia and a centripetal focus. Basically, their response to some legitimate concerns about financial and fiduciary matters has been to stick the information in a file and wait for the complainants to die. Character indeed.
Read more "This Town Needs an Enema"We’re coming to Vegas to croak you.
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The best part of the #Sparty victory tonguebath is switching the TV to #Goldfinger
Read more "#dieSparty"Today marks my third wrestling match with the 30 foot long anaconda. For those of you that wonder, this is the process: The Prep: the “Koolaid” sucks, but it’s a million times better if you follow your own “one-way” signs instead of the “alternative” prep. (NTTAWWT) It’s not the bowl or the horcrux that’s empty at […]
Read more "Back to “Normal”"I did not set foot in any theater showing 50 Shades of Grey. I never read the books. What I have learned about it though, is a couple of important things: Plotwise, it’s basically Pretty Woman: Behind the Music. All those fancy clothes had a price. Women who go for the romance or the boning […]
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In 4 words: Khan Hannibal Joker 2
Skyfall is the third Daniel Craig Bond movie. (And only the second if one ignores Quantum of Stupid (2009).like one should do with the two Dalton movies.)
Bad guy plots revenge. Bad guy has unnatural luck/genius pre-planning and improvisation. Just when you think you’ve caught him for reals, you’ve fallen right into his trap for you. Cops/redshirts are going to die. Sometimes, important people.
I loved this movie, just like the 10 previous times i saw it.
(Definitely better when sober)
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