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Jason Shelton Sues Scottsdale Over 2008 Arrest at Speed-Camera Protest; Shelton Also Exonerated of Fraud Charge – Phoenix News – Valley Fever.

and fuglier in person Mill and Southern two weeks ago. Sales of Nissan NV commercial van pushed back to early 2011 — Autoblog.

A Ferrari 308GTS for $13,500, Some Assembly Required.

Donked Camaro Prays For Sweet Release Of Death.

“Boss is a hallowed word around here, and we couldn’t put that name on a new Mustang until we were sure everything was in place to make this car a worthy successor. We were either going to do it right or not do it at all – no one on the team was going to [...]

It’s morning and I am splayed out in the parking lot of Christie’s Cabaret.  Again.  I need to get to Bandaids Show Lounge . because, last I knew, Lurlene was puking in a dumpster after quart of Wild Turkey and scissoring a couple of “performance artists” on the hood of a stolen Dodge Viper in [...]

Shitbox Firestones are blowing up all over again.

2011 Ford Mustang GT 5.0.  If only, OG Fred.  If. Only.

How to say “my penis is small and ineffectual” without driving a beet red Viper or a 4″ lifted diesel F350 with a train horn.  (Ed.: The parking says it, not the car.) This Is Why People Think Lotus Drivers Are Asshats.