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The following is a list of all entries from the Car and Driver category.

Not that there’s anything wrong with it…



Not everything in the news revolves around John McCain’s PTSD and unfitness for command

For example:
 
I have a new toy.
McCain is still a doorknob, but that’s another story.


Oh happy day

Type: Package
Status: Delivered
UPS has delivered the shipment.
Delivered
Delivered On: 08/25/2008 2:40 P.M.
Delivered To: PHOENIX,  AZ,  US
Signed By: MARK THINKS JOHN McCAIN IS A WIENER
Service: GROUND


A-n-t-i-c-i-p-a-t-i-o-n

Package Progress
Location Date Local Time Description
PHOENIX,
AZ,  US
08/25/2008
7:48 A.M.
OUT FOR DELIVERY
BALTIMORE,
MD,  US
08/20/2008
8:02 A.M.
DEPARTURE SCAN


ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1973 Cadillac Coupe De Ville

Coupe DeVille, from the french word for bloated tank of lard.  This is the pinnacle of American luxury in the day.  Why?
472 cubic inch V-8 - bigger than your puny Impala’s 350
22 ft long - again, bigger than your puny impala.
Power windows, locks, a/c, long before they were common on kias
Leather, from actual creatures
An arm [...]


Celebration of Freedom 8/22/08

Camerafraud.com staged a peaceful demonstration supporting Constitutional rights over revenue producing invasions of privacy known as photo radar.

Cops were nearby.

The newspaper promised about 15 demonstrators…


The best website ever

http://camerafraud.com/


Cop or not?

For: 

roof lights
funky antennas
plate (2L-5#)

Against:

dorky flag
dorky taillights


People who deserve photo radar tickets

This chica in the Explorer.  Why:

on the phone
trying to speed around the cars that slowed for the fixed photo radar. 
tailgating up the ass of the car she couldn’t pass

If only she were out when traffic was less.


How to tell you are p****whipped

you drive a minivan.  Extra pw points because it’s a sensible budget KIA
“SLOW DOWN baby on board” sticker.
“I <4 my wife” sticker
Grocery store parking lot

This is the automotive equivalent of a lionfish suit.  Everything about it says “stay away chicas.  I am not on the market.”  Not being on the market and loving your [...]


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