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	<description>Grab a brew.  Don't cost nothin'</description>
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		<title>Profiles in Shit</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/12/01/profiles-in-shit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:09:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
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Discount Cab 735, 9 a.m.&#160; Thomas and 16th St.:&#160; Hmmm&#8230; I am a male in desperate need of enhancement, but this cell phone call to 1-900-be-an-ass has left me feeling empowered despite my other shortcomings.
Traffic:&#160; Hey look!&#160; We&#8217;re all backed up.
Discount Cab 735:&#160; This looks like a job for someone whose brain requires enhancement [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Faces of Death</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/24/faces-of-death/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:49:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Alex Trebek:&#160; It&#8217;s what brought you face to face with your own mortality, because the asshole pulling out of the Circle K in it was too busy being self important to look to his right before making his illegal left hand turn.
Me:&#160; What is this cargasm [below]?

 
Smashing baby, smashing.&#160; Well, almost.&#160; Fucker.
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		<title>Vote with your office supplies</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/21/vote-with-your-office-supplies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:21:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George W. Orwell</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[1984]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An unknown group of people have been quietly expressing disapproval with Arizona’s new freeway photo scheme by taking a unique approach, potentially putting Redflex in a “sticky” situation.
The end result of the mystery activists’ efforts is the placement of Post-It notes on photo scam equipment throughout the valley. Reports have surfaced that numerous cameras have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Department of Irrelevancy</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/18/department-of-irrelevancy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Karmic Equivalence, Bitch!!!!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[31 miles per gallon
Created by The Car Connection
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		<title>Why Yes, They&#8217;re Real</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/18/why-yes-theyre-real-5/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/18/why-yes-theyre-real-5/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:17:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
2010 Ford Mustang via Autoblog and Ford
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		<title>ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY - Pontiac Firebird Esprit</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/17/acid-flashback-thursday-pontiac-firebird-esprit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:02:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
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I have known a few GM F-Bodies in my time:&#160; Pod&#8217;s Trans Am, Phid&#8217;s Camaro Berlinetta.&#160; The Firebird &#8220;Esprit&#8221; is a different sort of catch.&#160; We thought they were cool in the &#8217;70s, even with the automotive equivalent of a combover, the front half vinyl roof.&#160; Not as cool as Trans As or Z-28s, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just another day in Paradise</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/17/just-another-day-in-paradise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:34:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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Dear Yellow Corvette,
That stripe is awful.&#160; It sucks
like your hood scoop should

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		<title>New car, caviar, 4 star day dream&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/13/new-car-caviar-4-star-day-dream/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/13/new-car-caviar-4-star-day-dream/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 19:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George W. Orwell</dc:creator>
		
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Think I&#8217;ll buy me a&#8230; BFC9000?
 
Amazing photos.&#160; We know who&#8217;s taking delivery of this monster.
Photographed testing on public roads and highways, we think this behemoth might actually be more of a truck than a limo. With so much armor being added, it appears GM may have needed a medium-duty truck chassis like the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Parking Lot Treasures</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/13/parking-lot-treasures-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/13/parking-lot-treasures-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:37:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dino F. Daytona</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Car and Driver]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Spied in Phoenix]]></category>

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Porsche 911 GT3 RS (via shittiest cameraphone ever)
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		<title>Not Me</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/10/not-me-20/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/10/not-me-20/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Car and Driver]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fat Drunk &amp; Stupid]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[DUI]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Police: Sleeping man blocked road with car
by Clarissa Dodge - Nov. 10, 2008 01:53 PMThe Arizona Republic
A 35-year-old man was arrested after police found him slumped over the steering wheel of his vehicle, which had three open cans of beer and was blocking a major road, according to a report.&#160; Mesa police found Rodriguez Martinez [...]]]></description>
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