Messenger Puppet

Ironic that I saw this right after golfing.  In today’s moment of d-ooh, no real camera at hand and some undisguised prototype SUV drove up right after.

“Alertness Impaired” Colondra Hamilton Charged For Masturbating, Watching Porn While Driving | Scene and Heard: Scene’s News Blog | Cleveland Scene.

Replate: Spread the word.

Yeah.  I was there.

McDonald’s Wants You To Try What?

1990:  Beers, Girlfriend, walk, don’t drive, car gets crashed anyway. 2010:  Beers, girlfriend, walk don’t drive.  Bike to the bar to pick up the car, only to find… … that nothing at all is amiss.  Thanks karma!  I owe you. Karma:  Goddamn right you do.  How did I miss that low hanging fruit?

The BK Lounge is dead.  Long live the double whopper with cheese.

It’s closer than you think.  At least the reminders are…

It’s the most you can suck for under a buck – actual Circle K radio spot the last two days Now if you are prepared to spend an actual buck (or seven if there’s a crackwhore named Apple involved), you need to go to the alley BEHIND the Kalamazoo Center Circle K. What else do [...]