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	<description>Are you sure it isn&#039;t time for a colorful metaphor?</description>
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		<title>Karma:  Would you like door number one or door number two?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Door #1
2006
Rock:  Hi mustang.  Let me chip your windshield.
Geico:  A Lizard Caveman cocktail will fix it nicely.  No deductible.
Me:  Yay.
Fastforward to 2010
Rock:  Fuck you xoxBox windshield. Die from a puny chip to the sweet spot.
Geico:  Hah!  no coverage for you, dancer boy.
Me:  huh?  WTF?
Geico:  We don&#8217;t know if we cancelled or you did, but we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vegas Timeshare</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah. I own it.  And no, the loose slots they advertised had nothing to do with gambling or hookers.  In a related story, meet my new husband Johnnie Walker.
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		<title>ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: Lounge Lizards Unite</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe the 70&#8217;s weren&#8217;t a complete waste of time after.  Given the choice, I would take the Disco Stu/Larry the Lounge Lizard Monte Carlo over the middle management, I&#8217;m late for that widget convention at the airport Super 8 Malibu every single time.  &#8220;Progress&#8221; can kiss my leopard print covered/Hai Karate scented  ass.
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