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	<description>Grab a brew.  Don't cost nothin'</description>
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		<title>Not Me</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/10/not-me-20/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Police: Sleeping man blocked road with car
by Clarissa Dodge - Nov. 10, 2008 01:53 PMThe Arizona Republic
A 35-year-old man was arrested after police found him slumped over the steering wheel of his vehicle, which had three open cans of beer and was blocking a major road, according to a report.&#160; Mesa police found Rodriguez Martinez [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m fuckin&#8217; out of beer, man</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/08/25/im-fuckin-out-of-beer-man-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 18:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m fuckin’ out of beer, man
-&#160; Me, every day since Friday.
This time it&#8217;s voluntary.&#160; Work never sleeps.&#160; Football ain&#8217;t started yet.&#160; Baseball is as dead to me as the Tigers&#8217; season or John McCain&#8217;s campaign.&#160; So, we&#8217;re on a break.
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		<title>Not me</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/07/09/not-me-19/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pen S. Lordoscum</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Drunk man held for disrupting traffic in Ann Arbor
Posted by Art Aisner &#124; The Ann Arbor News July 09, 2008 12:35PM
Ann Arbor police arrested a man who was walking in and out of downtown traffic Tuesday afternoon, reports said.&#160; Officers were called about a man who was disrupting traffic flow by walking into lanes of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not Me</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/07/01/not-me-18/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:59:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pen S. Lordoscum</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Police discover man fighting with self
by Jennifer D&#8217;Ottavio - Jul. 1, 2008 08:48 AMThe Arizona Republic
Police arrested a Mesa man Monday night after they received a report of a couple fighting, but found the man fighting with himself&#8230;

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		<title>My ex-neighbor Howard</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/07/01/my-ex-neighbor-howard/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/07/01/my-ex-neighbor-howard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:09:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[If this were 1970 or so, and the dude was 20 years younger and not a meth head&#8230;

Police chase man suspected of defecating in yard
by Lisa Halverstadt - Jun. 30, 2008 03:59 PMThe Arizona Republic
A Phoenix man was arrested Friday night after defecating and urinating on the side of a Tempe home and then running [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1986 Dodge Ram Van</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/06/27/acid-flashback-thursday-1986-dodge-ram-van/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/06/27/acid-flashback-thursday-1986-dodge-ram-van/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:17:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pen S. Lordoscum</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ With it&#8217;s spaceship-like good looks, and bench seats, this is the perfect van for your clan of homeschooled robot children.  Or jackbooted thugs campaign workers and &#8220;government contractors.&#8221;
- Actual Dodge ad.
Why talk about this shitbox?  I saw four - FOUR - of these before lunch today, and the one pictured &#8211;&#62; is a clone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Caption This</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/06/15/caption-this-8/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 14:46:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pen S. Lordoscum</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

Famous Last Words:&#160; Jr. will be right in, after he parks the GTO.
Nothing happened last night, right?&#160; RIGHT?!
To cops:&#160; Why no, officer, I was home all night reading the bible and knitting.
Did you hear something?&#160; Nah, go back to sleep.
Attention all units,be on the look out for a brown Opel Kadett with no headlights.


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		<title>Beer Bongs from Hell</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/05/08/beer-bongs-from-hell/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/05/08/beer-bongs-from-hell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 23:42:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[or in Hell
&#160; 
Beerly departed: man has custom-made beer coffin &#124; Metro.co.uk
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		<title>New York New York</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/05/01/stupid-drunken-things-not-to-do-new-york-new-york/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/05/01/stupid-drunken-things-not-to-do-new-york-new-york/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 04:50:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pen S. Lordoscum</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite what your drunken penis-brain tells you, that hot redhead who reminds you of Louise (Padlock&#8217;s girlfriend) on the hysterical historical geology road trip to Niagara Falls is NOT hot for you. This is not the first time you will confuise a girl that talks to you with one who is interested. 
 It&#8217;s a really simple [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with that&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/04/29/stupid-drunken-things-not-to-do-not-that-theres-anything-wrong-with-that/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/04/29/stupid-drunken-things-not-to-do-not-that-theres-anything-wrong-with-that/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:27:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pen S. Lordoscum</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Jewel-Osco : home of &#8220;drug food.&#8221;  And recurring gay themes.

It&#8217;s Monday.  Unload the truck then head to upper crust for pizza and beer.  Skip the pizza.  Find yourself married to some chick who tried to fix you up with a guy at the bar the first time you meet her outside [...]]]></description>
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