Football Is God

Biff with sports

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Goddammit, Direct TV! I can’t dump stupid Lifetime Movie Network and its Oprah bullshit without losing BTN and some ESPNs?  AYFKM?  You’re evil, plain and simple.

Maybe it was the rats

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Oh, godammit.

Maybe it was the rats, squeaking, and waiting to pounce. Maybe it was the gurgle of some unspeakably horrible, probably biologic fluid being illegally dumped (allegedly) in some nearby corridor.  Something woke me.  It wasn’t the daylight, because this godforsaken place seemed unfamiliar with direct sunlight.

I looked around.

Welcome to My Nightmare

Mike hart Michigan

Dave Brandon woke up in a cold sweat.  Was it real?  Did it really happen?  Yes, he had ignored Sailboat Bill‘s crowning moment of stupid heresy and scheduled Appalachian State for a redux. Yes, he too went for the seemingly easy dollars of a 1-AA cupcake school as a 2014 home opponent, without even looking at…

Not soon enough

Michigan Football

Can football season come.  Meanwhile, the greatest: One Frame At A Time: Anthony Carter Watching that video, I felt the same anticipative stirring of the Michigan Stadium crowd — or, on the road, the same petrified silence — when AC touched the ball that I’ve only experienced at Michigan with Denard Robinson; there’s greatness, and…

Happy Birthday, and Rest In Piece(s)

Michigan Panthers

Looking back at USFL and how Donald Trump ruined league.  Oompa Loompa Donny boy strikes again. a Michigan Panthers receiver named Anthony Carter proved to be one of the most dynamic pass catchers in the sport. The league’s first championship game saw Michigan edge Philadelphia in a 24-22 classic that should go down as one…

Things people find in attics

Michigan notre dame

Summer conditioning letters from Mike Barwis Fritz Crisler, for one… The back story (via 8 Barrel): To those of you who bleed Maize and Blue, know someone who does or just might find it interesting, attached is a letter from Fritz Crisler to an incoming player.  It was forwarded to me by an acquaintance of…