Please Come Home

to Michigan Jim Harbaugh

Hey rambling boy, why don’t you settle down
SFO ain’t your kind of town.
There ain’t no gold and there ain’t nobody like me
I’m the number one fan of the man with the OSU guarantee

-Ann Arbor, shameless cougar

Jim Harbaugh
this guy
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Ain’t That ‘Merica

‘Merica:  Referring to a Saturday NFL broadcast as Saturday night football simply isn’t good enough. It’s “Thursday Night Football: Saturday Edition.” (Woooo!!! Branding!!!) This is why nobody likes the suits up in marketing. Must I now wear my “Casual Friday khakis: the Saturday Morning version” blue jeans to “First Saturday Cars and Coffee: the one […]

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Goddammit, Direct TV! I can’t dump stupid Lifetime Movie Network and its Oprah bullshit without losing BTN and some ESPNs?  AYFKM?  You’re evil, plain and simple.

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Maybe it was the rats

packard blur
Oh, godammit.

Maybe it was the rats, squeaking, and waiting to pounce. Maybe it was the gurgle of some unspeakably horrible, probably biologic fluid being illegally dumped (allegedly) in some nearby corridor.  Something woke me.  It wasn’t the daylight, because this godforsaken place seemed unfamiliar with direct sunlight.

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