Messenger Puppet

Mike Gross, Assistant Sports Editor of the LANCASTER PA SUNDAY NEWS, has another delicately-phrased, thoughtful piece wondering if Joe Paterno has the physical and mental capacity to coach Penn State this season. via SPORTSbyBROOKS » Reporter On Paterno: ‘Should he be driving a car?’.

Private administrative procedures is the tax law seminar of sports.  Let’s bang helmets and catch balls please? NCAA Hearing Mini-Recap | mgoblog.

Bastard Trojans.

A person with knowledge of the situation told The Associated Press on Tuesday that Favre has informed the Vikings he won’t return for a second season. via Brett Favre tells Vikings he won’t return for a 20th NFL season – NFL – SI.com.

Weather prompts power outages around the Valley In Glendale, a portion of the roof at University of Phoenix Stadium was apparently damaged by the storm rolling through the Valley. A caller to ABC15 said she was on a tour of the stadium when she saw the “roof collapse.” Glendale Fire Department officials say crews were [...]

Mmmm a cold beer. Look, a Baseball game too!

While searching for a missing kid, Beavis & Butt-head stumble upon a golf game with Mr. Anderson, then follow him around the golf course to steal his golf balls and sell them to other golfers. No missing kid and no resale.  Also, they’re not stolen if their abandoned, but otherwise, yeah, that’s Tuesdays with Wink [...]

Pac-10 expansion: The Texas conspiracy theory | College Hotline. *** At the last minute, the Big 12 (predictably) devises a plan to save the conference by opening the vault for Texas: The Longhorns get an even greater share of the revenue and the option to start their own network — a package reportedly worth about [...]

Like all good future  scout teamers and career backups, it is important for Timmy to know the protocols of the inevitable felonious shenanigans to relieve the enormous pressures of holding a clipboard