Category Archive

The following is a list of all entries from the Football Is God category.

Brett Favre Sucks

Would ESPN be tonguebathing him like this if he were Black?  If he were, say, a wide receiver?  I’m just sayin’…
ESPN:  But, but… he’s the greatest quarterback of all time!!!  He is a hall of famer!!!  We like exclamation points!!!
Elway, Unitas, Bradshaw:  1 - only because no one has kicked his ass enough to sit [...]


Why does Roger Goodell hate America?

NFL implements new code of Fascism for fans at games
NEW YORK (AP) — The NFL implemented a new code of fan oppression Tuesday, warning that spectators who think they are more than just consumers of overpriced, shitty foot and a steilized, joyless game like simulation designed to generate ad revenue will be ejected from stadiums [...]


Another one bites the dust

MZone: And so it ends…
MZone, the source of much stolen content (especially photoshops and babes) bites the dust.  Another victim of the black hole of time sucking that websites like this create.  I blame McCain, personally.
Godspeed Yost.  No, fuck that.  Get back to work.


Colorado Asks: How Stupid Do We Think You Think We Are?

 
A:  Completely


People undeserving of the Hall of Fame

#3 Lou Holthhhh Holtz
Arkansas:  scandal following departure
Jets: Abysmal failure
Minnesota (U of):  scandal following departure
Notre Dame: scandal following departure
South Carolina:  scandal following departure
“Lou is a pillar of integrity and oversight! I just love him” - Kim Dunbar


I’ll take irrelevance for $50, Art

Alex Trebek: It’’s been me for 25 years, my name is Alex, coach, and the answer is “It has been me for the past 30 years, and Penn State for the last 20″

Football a welcome salvation at Penn St. after offseason of trouble (cont.)


Getting smaller to get bigger

As a football fan. my entire self worth is tied into the success of my chosen team. Thus, my Johnson feels less adequate, now that I read this
U-M will drop down to a capacity of 106,201 in 2008 season — below Penn State’s 107,282.
Joe Paterno got his first stiffy of the aughts on hearing [...]


Baby Come Back

Dear Roger Goodell:
Please give us the super bowl again. 
Ariz. mulls Super Bowl 2012 bid

We love black hawks and no fly zones.
Military intercepts small plane in Super Bowl zone
An innocent mistake caused the military to intercept a small plane flying in a restricted area on Sunday. A military F-16 from Luke Air Force [...]


Upon Further Review

New York Giants can still Kiss my ass.  I am just a little bit more mellow about it this morning.  It probably has nothing to do with nearly getting run over by the Patriots motorcade at 8:55 am at Greenway and the 51.  Or the fact that the cops not only gave them an escort, [...]


F U N Y

I hope you all die, horribly.
P.S. FU Pink Taco Stadium, You could have opened the roof, you pieces of shit.
[Beer was involved in this posting. The bitter ale of imperfection and the infuriating lager of the toad-like shuffling slouch of a gloating Manning.  Or perhaps it was Coors Light, the official overindulgence of the [...]


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