Football Is God

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Merica:  Referring to a Saturday NFL broadcast as Saturday night football simply isn’t good enough. It’s “Thursday Night Football: Saturday Edition.” (Woooo!!! Branding!!!) This is why nobody likes the suits up in marketing. Must I now wear my “Casual Friday khakis: the Saturday Morning version” blue jeans to “First Saturday Cars and Coffee: the one week later and with Red Bull instead edition” show?

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Goddammit, Direct TV! I can’t dump stupid Lifetime Movie Network and its Oprah bullshit without losing BTN and some ESPNs?  AYFKM?  You’re evil, plain and simple.

Mike hart Michigan

Welcome to My Nightmare

Dave Brandon woke up in a cold sweat.  Was it real?  Did it really happen?  Yes, he had ignored Sailboat Bill‘s crowning moment of stupid heresy and scheduled Appalachian State for a redux. Yes, he too went for the seemingly easy dollars of a 1-AA cupcake school as a 2014 home opponent, without even looking at whether the cupcake was made…

Michigan Football

Not soon enough

Can football season come.  Meanwhile, the greatest: One Frame At A Time: Anthony Carter Watching that video, I felt the same anticipative stirring of the Michigan Stadium crowd — or, on the road, the same petrified silence — when AC touched the ball that I’ve only experienced at Michigan with Denard Robinson; there’s greatness, and then there’s pure electricity, and…

Michigan Panthers

Happy Birthday, and Rest In Piece(s)

Looking back at USFL and how Donald Trump ruined league.  Oompa Loompa Donny boy strikes again. a Michigan Panthers receiver named Anthony Carter proved to be one of the most dynamic pass catchers in the sport. The league’s first championship game saw Michigan edge Philadelphia in a 24-22 classic that should go down as one of the most exciting sports…