Seems Legit

Ferrari f430 Craigslist
Midnight Auto Supply

How is this not a can’t miss opportunity? Apart from criminal conspiracy, insurance fraud, receipt of stolen property…

2005 Ferrari f430 Berlinetta [Ed.: original post on Nashville Craigslist is long gone – like the seller].

I’m assisting in brokering the sale of a near mint condition 2005 Ferrari f430 Berlinetta. The car is not stolen, salvaged, wrecked, or damaged in anyway. It does have a lien on it. This is an excellent parts car for someone who already owns an f430 or for someone who is crafty enough with obtaining titles. There will be NO TITLE with the car, only a bill of sale. Please no tire kickers, serious interest only.
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14 Things Wrong with Tinder.

Recently we checked out Tinder (MOTTO: “helping people all get down get funky since 3 weeks ago.) After a full exploration, this is what we found. 14. OCD chicks on Tinder are easily flushed out by the fact that there is no plan for numbers 13 thru 10 OCD Chick on Tinder :  Why can’t you end […]

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Who’s Zooming Who?

For some reason, we’re hitting the 50GB mark in bandwidth, but the traffic reports don’t bear this out. At first, I wanted to say shenanigans, but a more likely cause is some dickless shithead who is hotlinking to our images without credit or a backlink.  We only see that if they go to a page […]

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Solve this dilemma

Your kid needs to print something on Sunday night at 8. Your printer is out of ink. Replacement ink costs about $75. Staples has your ink.  Staples is closed.  Best Buy probably has your ink.  Best Buy is definitely closed.  Target is open, but doesn’t have your ink. Target does sell printers that come with […]

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It’s a boy

Actually, it’s a dotcom.  It’s us dot com and we’re 10 today.  Of all the things that have gone to shit in that time, all the plants that have died, all the mayhem and madness, we didn’t kill this thing.  Yay for us! (Yes, all that was needed to keep the domain was to remember […]

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We’re 10. Ten. X. 1.0 x 10 ^1. Unfuckingbelievable.  Who woulda thought this thing would last past the free trial at Blogharbor?  Not me.  Not my then-wife, but only (partially) because i never told her about it. Now we’re a business and a media empire (as much as a blastocyst is a president or Justin […]