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	<title>Messenger Puppet &#187; John McCain Is Off His Meds</title>
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	<description>Grab a brew.  Don't cost nothin'</description>
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		<title>John McCain votes for Obama</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 17:31:26 +0000</pubDate>
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My friends, the blue box is prettier&#8230;
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		<title>Eat the Rich</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/10/30/eat-the-rich/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
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You know the Bush/John McLame&#8217;s economic plan sucks when the wealthy must visit Circle K for their 9 mpg Corniche needs.&#160; (They do not sell Grey Poupon?&#160; How gauche!)
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		<title>Happy Halloween</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 18:47:40 +0000</pubDate>
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from some guy in Cali.
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		<title>Lest we forget</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/10/20/lest-we-forget-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 21:10:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>John McCain:  This is what will happen if I don&#8217;t win</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Sarah Palin&#8217;s Gay &#34;Friend&#34;&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
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is evidently living in exile in the polar [sorry - ed.] opposite of dark cold and snowy Alaska
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		<title>John McCain&#8217;s America</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/09/30/john-mccains-america/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 17:38:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From here
Black teen pregnancies? A &#8216;crisis&#8217; in black America.White teen pregnancies? A &#8216;blessed event.&#8217;
If you grow up in Hawaii you&#8217;re &#8216;exotic.&#8217;Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you&#8217;re the quintessential &#8216;American story.&#8217;
Similarly, if you name your kid Barack you&#8217;re &#8216;unpatriotic.&#8217;Name your kids Trig and Track, you&#8217;re &#8216;colorful.&#8217;
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		<title>Sarah Palin&#8217;s America</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/09/29/sarah-palins-america/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:23:38 +0000</pubDate>
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see Sarah Palin pictures
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		<title>Funniest man in America</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/09/29/funniest-man-in-america/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:04:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It was such a bad pick, I thought Al Davis made it.&#8221;&#8211; Chris Rock, on The Howard Stern Show on Sirius Radio, on John McCain&#8217;s selection of Sarah Palin as his vice-presidential running mate.
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		<title>Fuck You, IRS</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/09/26/fuck-you-irs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:34:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Your blood money is in the mail.&#160; No, I did not send my $7900 share so that AIG CEOs can keep their golden parachutes and Paulson has a blank check.
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