Messenger Puppet

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Department of Irrelevancy

31 miles per gallon
Created by The Car Connection

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We Can Solve It

President Gore:  Still smarter than the current oil guys…

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FUBV?

In some countries, folks cheer at the sight of an exotic supercar, while in others they assume the driver is a (expletive deleted). In which camp would you think England falls? We’d have hoped the former, but the crowd has spoken, and they’re saying otherwise. When an evidently obscenely wealthy driver parked his Bugatti Veyron [...]

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Time Flies

Two years and 5 days ago, I got my freedom papers.  How the hell did I forget that date?

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What’s Wrong With this Picture?

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Proof that your girlfriend is a keeper

She buys you a DAVE
She buys you beers

Happy birthday to Dr. G.

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Karma to Dr. G: Let me show you some love, brah

You know the usual scenario, with me and Karma.
World: Let us hand you your ass, Dr. G.
Me: Fuck!
Karma: No, not hardly.

Sometimes things go the complete opposite of everything you ever knew. Yes, this is about that. No, it is not about her, although she cannot get me out of her head. [...]

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Resistance is futile

No. 5. What a world. I feel like Phid of a thousand lifetimes ago.

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alive and kicking

Yes, I am still here. Business ensued since last time:
1 - felony level DUI (not me)
2 - public flashing (not me. Seriously.)
3 - PDA at 1 am (unrelated to 1 or 2)
4 - suggestive emails related to 3 that invoke Star Trek and Mustangs (lame if a guys does it; kinda hot in [...]

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13

13? What the bloody h***? Something is just not right here. It was just like a month ago the APGAR thing was done and I was giving the Bear her first earth meal ever while watching the Dave Letterman Top 10 (no atmosphere/mood music in that room), then giving her a [...]