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You’re My Drug

Dear Direct TV:
You bastards are worse than porn, beer or warcraft. I wish I knew how to quit you.  But you complete me.  Alas.
I signed up for a new Direct TV package:  Pay for NFL Sunday ticket, get everything else free for 4 months.  Yesterday was NFL day.  We turn to the pregame
Direct TV:  Sorry.  [...]

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FOAD, Best Buy Geek Squad

FOAD, Best Buy Geek Squad[10:36 PM] Examining network configuration…
[10:36 PM] Connecting to Rescue Gateway: control.app59.logmeinrescue.com…
[10:36 PM] Connected to Rescue Gateway. A support representative will be with you shortly.
[10:36 PM] Chat session established with Agent Waddle .
[10:36 PM] Agent Waddle  says: This session may be recorded for quality and monitoring purposes.Thank you for contacting Geek Squad. [...]

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Sirius sucks

Sirius:  Your subscription is up.
GF:  BFD.  Let it die.

Later
GF:  I want to live again.
Sirius:  FU.  Pay a late fee for not renewing
GF:  WTF? No.
Sirius:  OK.  Give us CC # and we will charge you for a year, starting with last month, when you were canceled.
GF:  WTF? No.
Sirius:  OK.  We will renew in a year, but [...]

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The New Phone Books Are Here!

OK, so phone and not phone book.  Buuuut, my phonebook syncs with my computer, so it was sort of true.  Why does ANY OF THIS MATTER?

I can post here from my phone
Porn
I can unbounce checks over the Internet from my phone
Porn
Porn
Online BevMo ordering on the way to the store
Porn, porn, pornpornporn, porn
also, phone [...]

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Why So Serious?

The great - Joker:  Awesome.  Fuckinghomicidallybatshitcrazy awesome.  The realest of suprevillians ever.
See the movie to see him.  Jack Nicholson was a cartoon, although it worked for what is was.  (Tim Burton is an overrated hack, BTW)  Cesar Romero doesn’t even register.
No so much - crazy CGI, like the creation of the batcycle like magic.  Morgan [...]

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Good night, sweet prince

I am done with Warcraft and their 14.99 a month.  Damn you, IRS.

Willard, level 66 hunter and Pushy Galore, evil feline, are taking a break…

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We were somewhere around Barstow…

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive….” And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all [...]

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It took 25 years

But I finally see it.

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REVENGE? Or DEAL?

REVENGE
DEAL

Kill Dimitri
Kill Dimitri

Peregrino whacks Kate
Dimitri whacks Roman

Kate wouldn’t put out anyway
Kate might, if you keep working on her

Kill Peregrino
Get $250,000

Free cab rides from Roman continue
nothing to spend the $ on except hookers, strippers, clothes and bribes.  And cabs.

NOTE TO LAW ENFORCEMENT:  This is about Grand Theft Auto IV/  It’s a video game.  Fuck off.

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The Big Apple

Group Queues up for IPhone 3G to Promote Organic Farming
iPhone 3G queue not idiots but environmental campaigners
They’re eating apples while queuing the buy Apples in the Big Apple
July 6, 2008 12:50 PM
The news that people have already started queuing for Apple’s 3G iPhone is likely to prompt thoughts about how much more stupid even Apple [...]