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	<description>Grab a brew.  Don't cost nothin'</description>
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		<title>You can go now&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/12/01/you-can-go-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:19:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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Sorry?!  You&#8217;re goddamned sorry?!&#8230;  You told them ALL OF IT?! - Ronald Everett Gardocki, having just been fucked in the ass (figuratively) by Vic Mackey.
&#8220;You can go now&#8230;&#8221;  Claudette Wyms, after making Vic watch Ronnie get arrested, based on Vic&#8217;s confession for immunity deal.
&#8220;From now on, when I say, &#8216;Suck my dick,&#8217; you say, &#8216;You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stardate 5.8.2009</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/18/stardate-582009/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>You&#8217;re My Drug</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/09/15/youre-my-drug/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 19:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Direct TV:
You bastards are worse than porn, beer or warcraft. I wish I knew how to quit you.&#160; But you complete me.&#160; Alas.
I signed up for a new Direct TV package:&#160; Pay for NFL Sunday ticket, get everything else free for 4 months.&#160; Yesterday was NFL day.&#160; We turn to the pregame
Direct TV:&#160; Sorry.&#160; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FOAD, Best Buy Geek Squad</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/08/25/foad-best-buy-geek-squad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:48:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[FOAD, Best Buy Geek Squad[10:36 PM] Examining network configuration&#8230;
[10:36 PM] Connecting to Rescue Gateway: control.app59.logmeinrescue.com&#8230;
[10:36 PM] Connected to Rescue Gateway. A support representative will be with you shortly.
[10:36 PM] Chat session established with Agent Waddle .
[10:36 PM] Agent Waddle  says: This session may be recorded for quality and monitoring purposes.Thank you for contacting Geek Squad. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sirius sucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:25:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Car and Driver]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sirius:&#160; Your subscription is up.
GF:&#160; BFD.&#160; Let it die.

Later
GF:&#160; I want to live again.
Sirius:&#160; FU.&#160; Pay a late fee for not renewing
GF:&#160; WTF? No.
Sirius:&#160; OK.&#160; Give us CC # and we will charge you for a year, starting with last month, when you were canceled.
GF:&#160; WTF? No.
Sirius:&#160; OK.&#160; We will renew in a year, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The New Phone Books Are Here!</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/08/01/the-new-phone-books-are-here/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/08/01/the-new-phone-books-are-here/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:52:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[In Local News...]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Kill Your Television]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 
 OK, so phone and not phone book.&#160; Buuuut, my phonebook syncs with my computer, so it was sort of true.&#160; Why does ANY OF THIS MATTER?

I can post here from my phone
Porn
I can unbounce checks over the Internet from my phone
Porn
Porn
Online BevMo ordering on the way to the store
Porn, porn, pornpornporn, porn
also, phone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why So Serious?</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/07/26/why-so-serious/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 04:45:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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The great - Joker:  Awesome.  Fuckinghomicidallybatshitcrazy awesome.  The realest of suprevillians ever.
See the movie to see him.  Jack Nicholson was a cartoon, although it worked for what is was.  (Tim Burton is an overrated hack, BTW)  Cesar Romero doesn&#8217;t even register.
No so much - crazy CGI, like the creation of the batcycle like magic.  Morgan [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good night, sweet prince</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/07/19/good-night-sweet-prince-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/07/19/good-night-sweet-prince-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 06:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I am done with Warcraft and their 14.99 a month.&#160; Damn you, IRS.
 
Willard, level 66 hunter and Pushy Galore, evil feline, are taking a break&#8230;
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		<title>We were somewhere around Barstow&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/07/18/we-were-somewhere-around-barstow/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/07/18/we-were-somewhere-around-barstow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:37:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like &#8220;I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive&#8230;.&#8221; And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It took 25 years</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/07/16/it-took-25-years/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:47:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[But I finally see it.

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