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The End

Mötley Crüe: The End was tonight. I love Nikki. Tommy is an atomic gerbil on meth. Mick Mars died 10 years ago but refuses to move to the next life. But God damn you, Vince Neil! Here is my 4-word review of Mötley Crüe: The End: VINCE NEIL[‘s] MONITOR TECH*. Vince has a goddam teleprompter. I […]

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Final Destination

WHAT IF… the reason all these iconic artists  that 2016 keeps taking away from us weren’t supposed to die. What if it is Motley Crue’s fault? Stay with me here. In January 2014, the Crue signed a cessation of touring agreement. No more performing as MC after 2015. MC is dead before it’s 2016. the […]

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Good Night, Sweet Prince


I loved you
Prince

You were my first real exposure to funk.  But you were more than that.
Coming from a small midwestern town, you were BATSHITFUCKINGINSANEANDDANGEROUS. Read More

What a Not Surprise

Sadly, the worthy deep cuts were not to be. OTOH, I don’t feel so bad about missing it now,  SINCE I’VE SEEN THIS BASIC SHOW. THREE YEARS AGO. They had at least an additional 1/2 hour. Plenty of shoulda woulda coulda to be had.

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For Those About to Rock

[for the last time together], we salute you.

Dear Motley Crue
Sorry I won’t see your exit after all.

Kid: Don’t take a date, take me!
Me: Of course sweetheart!

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Wanna Make $14 the Hard Way?

Actually, Eric the fuckface inspired the title. This asshole decided to hoard work. He checked out 25% of the remaining work in a project. No one else could work it. Then he took a break because “fuck you, I got mine.” This after we all got an email saying once your batch is done, you’re […]

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