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Group Queues up for IPhone 3G to Promote Organic Farming
iPhone 3G queue not idiots but environmental campaigners
They’re eating apples while queuing the buy Apples in the Big Apple
July 6, 2008 12:50 PM
The news that people have already started queuing for Apple’s 3G iPhone is likely to prompt thoughts about how much more stupid even Apple [...]

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Car Porn

Filed in Car and Driver, Kill Your Television, July 9, 2008, 9:56 am by Dino F. Daytona do me baby, exotics

2003 Aston Martin DB7 Vantage Zagato. My new ride in Test Drive Unlimited.

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Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride

Filed in Kill Your Television, July 1, 2008, 1:28 pm by Dr. Gonzo

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RIP George Carlin

Filed in Impeach Bush, John McCain Is Off His Meds, Kill Your Television, June 23, 2008, 7:49 am by Dr. Gonzo

George Carlin is dead

Shit.
piss.
fuck.
cunt.
cocksucker,
motherfucker.
tits
(fart turd and twat)

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Separated at Birth?

Filed in Car and Driver, John McCain Is Off His Meds, Kill Your Television, June 19, 2008, 9:15 am by Dr. Gonzo

2010 Ford Mustang

John McCain

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Why Does John McCain hate Black people?

Filed in John McCain Is Off His Meds, Kill Your Television, June 12, 2008, 3:37 pm by Dr. Gonzo

His propaganda division sure stumbled on a breaking story…

Back in the day – you know, when presidential candidates were respectably white – news organizations called potential First Ladies “wives.” But now that black folks are running, we can get all funky fresh with the lingo, yo. So it’s basically fine for Fox News to [...]

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