Messenger Puppet

because crazy and stupid go together like chocolate and peanut butter. (Or fringe GOP and race-baiting)

John McCain approves this message

I hate brown people but I'll buy their gas

What’s wrong with this picture?  Mostly nothing, except the old man is a dumbass:

1. cheap gas in a Bentley.  Karma will visit you down the road
2. cell phone at the pump?  Maybe karma will get here a little early…

Do you REALLY need a thinly disguised string version of the “Dallas” theme as your background music?  FWIW, the part that exactly parrots the Dallas song is the part where Victoria Principal highlights her ample breasts.  I can’t hate you for that one part, dammit, but the Borg queen will be feasting on your shriveled nuts when she finds out.

Dear Google:  Where in my post did I trip the algorithm for incompetent. quitter, slutty clown?  I barfed a little in my mouth…

Sarah "Teabagger" Palin? Jesus Fucking Monkeys

…leading the fight against President Obama…

…last line of defense…

–Actual radio ad by Grandma Nutty Fudge

seriously? You dumbass. You are not “at war” against the man or the office.  You are at was with a bigger douchebag.  that is your only saving grace.

Ignorance is Strength

It’s a Ram – She likes it rough, horny and goat smelling

No truck balls – She wears the pants and the strap on.

No rear window – who gives a shit.  She imagines what she can see from her windows already.  Why cloud that picture with facts?

Wonder why the license is on the left.  Probably it’s socialism.

Where at least I know I’m free to buy a Japanese car and stick a big ass flag on it to fool my nativist friends.

"wtf" indeed

Contestant: What is Kool-Aid Drinking Paranoid Redneck Dumbass?

Nice crayon drawing to go with those confederate flags, General Lee

Confederate flags, calling the President a communist and a Sarah Palin sticker.  The triple crown of modern Republicanism.

Racist GOP Bastards?  Repetitive, or redundant?  Discuss.

Some things never get old…

FUCK YOU, for old times sake