After realizing the apes lizard people really are in control (in another 70 days or so)
Wiener, wiener-wiener
It’s all dudes in the airport think about. Evidently.
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Cheney still sucks
The Internet: Where the HELL Have You Been?
It’s been a long couple of months. Long story short, I can’t compete with the tragicomic shitshow that is the presidency of popular vote loser Weiner von Shitstain. So, I OD’d on Strippers and cocaine joined the priesthood worked my ass off like a wage slave about to be assfucked by some oompaloompa who would rather watch […]
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Donald Trump’s America
Do you know this asshole? The one in the red shirt? I wish I had never crossed paths. Why is he an asshole?
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FYI, your mailman is watching you. Tracking who gets mail at your house. Maybe even logging the cars in your driveway.
I’m guessing he’d report on what he could see through the windows, if by chance it was noteworthy.
Somewhere in a cubicle, this information gets processed and dispersed. I know this, because the county assessor has “reason to believe” I don’t reside in my own home and wants to increase my taxes. That’s been cleared up, but what the fuck? Where is Charlie, the mailman when I was a kid. The guy who would stop and chat, and take a glass of lemonade in the summer. What happened to that guy?
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I didn’t see him on the ballot. Or maybe he is trying to get an early poll lead for “Facebook President of the World.”
How Far We’ve Come
Hollywood Crazy
All flavors, all price ranges. Right up to the 10 story MiniTru.
A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy
Cass Corridor’s Infamous Temple Hotel Finally Bites the Dust – Demolition Watch – Curbed Detroit Pour one out for the Temple Hotel. The storied safe haven for prostitution, drugs, and other historic mainstays of the Cass Corridor was demolished today, emitting what had to be an especially disgusting plume of dust. Yes, R.I.P. you biohazardous den of iniquity. […]
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Quoting its verses is like the cards I used to get that said “to a special boy.” It is a substitute for articulating one’s own thoughts. It is a refuge – a sword and shield -for those who cannot string together their own words, or whose convictions need the imprimatur of some supreme being before […]
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