The Internet: Where the HELL Have You Been?

It’s been a long couple of months. Long story short, I can’t compete with the tragicomic shitshow that is the presidency of popular vote loser Weiner von Shitstain. So, I OD’d on Strippers and cocaine joined the priesthood worked my ass off like a wage slave about to be assfucked by some oompaloompa who would rather watch […]

America

After realizing the ~~apes~~ lizard people really are in control (in another 70 days or so)

Donald Trump’s America

Do you know this asshole? The one in the red shirt? I wish I had never crossed paths. Why is he an asshole?

FYI

FYI, your mailman is watching you. Tracking who gets mail at your house. Maybe even logging the cars in your driveway.

I’m guessing he’d report on what he could see through the windows, if by chance it was noteworthy.

Somewhere in a cubicle, this information gets processed and dispersed. I know this, because the county assessor has “reason to believe” I don’t reside in my own home and wants to increase my taxes. That’s been cleared up, but what the fuck? Where is Charlie, the mailman when I was a kid. The guy who would stop and chat, and take a glass of lemonade in the summer. What happened to that guy?

I didn’t see him on the ballot. Or maybe he is trying to get an early poll lead for “Facebook President of the World.”

How Far We’ve Come

2014: I’m not a scientist. – GOP

1984:

Hollywood Crazy

All flavors, all price ranges. Right up to the 10 story MiniTru.

scientology (3) — Every “church” needs a 7-story sign.

A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Cass Corridor’s Infamous Temple Hotel Finally Bites the Dust – Demolition Watch – Curbed Detroit Pour one out for the Temple Hotel. The storied safe haven for prostitution, drugs, and other historic mainstays of the Cass Corridor was demolished today, emitting what had to be an especially disgusting plume of dust. Yes, R.I.P. you biohazardous den of iniquity. […]

The Bible is Like One Big Hallmark Card?

Quoting its verses is like the cards I used to get that said “to a special boy.” It is a substitute for articulating one’s own thoughts. It is a refuge – a sword and shield -for those who cannot string together their own words, or whose convictions need the imprimatur of some supreme being before […]

White wedding

It’s a nice day for it. I just got this note about my sister’s mother in law Grandma passed on into eternity last night. She battled cancer for years. Please pray for grandpa as he learns to cope without grandma. Candace let us know that grandma was trusting in Jesus alone for salvation! Cancer sucks, […]

Messenger Puppet

Indulge Your Inner Weirdo

Politics As Usual