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White wedding

It’s a nice day for it. I just got this note about my sister’s mother in law Grandma passed on into eternity last night. She battled cancer for years. Please pray for grandpa as he learns to cope without grandma. Candace let us know that grandma was trusting in Jesus alone for salvation! Cancer sucks, […]

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“It’s sort of a monument to scientific illiteracy, isn’t it?”

Put another way, it’s clown college. AFP: Paleontologists brought to tears, laughter by Creation Museum. It presents a literal interpretation of the Bible and argues that believing otherwise leads to moral relativism and the destruction of social values. Creationism is a theory not supported by most mainstream Christian churches. Lisa Park of the University of […]

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Barefoot and Pregnant

Get to it woman – those Mexicans have a head start Patrick Johnston Friday near Zanesville, OH I’m giving a lecture at homeschool conventions this year. My goal is to reach homeschoolers who practice birth control, who don’t want as many kids as the Lord may want to give them. I need your help with a title. […]

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Proverbs 31 wife

My cousin’s kid and my sister and her 7 daughters all aspire* to be “Proverbs 31 wives.” Setting aside the conceit that a woman needs to be a wife in the first place, I actually looked it up: The Woman Who Fears the Lord 10  An excellent wife who can find? She is far more […]

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The Bible is a blog

Just think about it – a bunch of smelly hippy dudes, writing down their stories – run ins with the law, road trips, dating woes – told and retold over the years and collected in one place.  Two thousand years after the fact, people like my sister treat that bullshit as

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Some Jokes Just Write Themselves

Trolling through the Mormon store… Baptismal Suit adult This one-piece suit is water-repellent polyester-cotton, has short sleeves, and is lined to the knee. Made in USA or imported. via Baptismal Suit adult – store.lds.org. Of course it’s water repellent.  The whole point of baptism is to stay dry.  Mormon underwear has the same goal.

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