In Department of Not At All Surprising News

Our friends in the Catholic Church continue their mortal fear of pussy. CMU Student’s ‘Naked Pope’ Costume Angers Catholic Diocese [NSFW]. “I think obviously all of us know that when we’re growing up we do stupid things,” Bishop David Zubik told local CBS affiliate KDKA, “but to cross over the line in this instance shouldn’t happen […]

“It’s sort of a monument to scientific illiteracy, isn’t it?”

Put another way, it’s clown college. AFP: Paleontologists brought to tears, laughter by Creation Museum. It presents a literal interpretation of the Bible and argues that believing otherwise leads to moral relativism and the destruction of social values. Creationism is a theory not supported by most mainstream Christian churches. Lisa Park of the University of […]

Donald Wildmon’s Fantasy TV Lineup

Guns don’t kill people, TV does – Wayne LaPierre 8:00 NBC Law and Order SVU Spree Killer shoots mother in law, wife, wife’s co-workers, others. Killed by cops while pointing handgun at a hooker passenger in the car. The money shot(s): Topping the headshots, the double tap of wife’s boss, mom in a pool of […]

Barefoot and Pregnant

Get to it woman – those Mexicans have a head start Patrick Johnston Friday near Zanesville, OH I’m giving a lecture at homeschool conventions this year. My goal is to reach homeschoolers who practice birth control, who don’t want as many kids as the Lord may want to give them. I need your help with a title. […]

Proverbs 31 wife

My cousin’s kid and my sister and her 7 daughters all aspire* to be “Proverbs 31 wives.” Setting aside the conceit that a woman needs to be a wife in the first place, I actually looked it up: The Woman Who Fears the Lord 10 An excellent wife who can find? She is far more […]

The Bible is a blog

Just think about it – a bunch of smelly hippy dudes, writing down their stories – run ins with the law, road trips, dating woes – told and retold over the years and collected in one place. Two thousand years after the fact, people like my sister treat that bullshit as

Apoplexy

People who need to turn off Fox News:

Barry the Marxist needs to be charged with at least 5 murders and theft for stealing all Medicare people’s money [that] they paid in for their health CARE. What a fricken PRick[!] Read More

Dare to be Stupid

Two early voters, two votes for bayonets and against Big Bird. The koolaid is strong with these two, but ultimately, the office will be about 65/35 for the President, just like the debate results.

Some Jokes Just Write Themselves

Trolling through the Mormon store… Baptismal Suit adult This one-piece suit is water-repellent polyester-cotton, has short sleeves, and is lined to the knee. Made in USA or imported. via Baptismal Suit adult – store.lds.org. Of course it’s water repellent. The whole point of baptism is to stay dry. Mormon underwear has the same goal.

Messenger Puppet

Indulge Your Inner Weirdo

Politics As Usual