Messenger Puppet

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One Call, That’s All

just ask for Bozo

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Isn’t It Ironic…

Coming Soon (behind this fence):  Walgreens
Across the street right this very minute:  Walgreens.
Walgreens - where “one on ‘every corner’” is not just a metaphor, it’s our exact business plan.

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We’re all dead

CERN to Start Up the Large Hadron Collider. Now Here’s How It Plans to Stop It
By Sally Adee

PHOTO: CERN
13 August 2008—This week, the Large Hadron Collider (LHC)—the world’s most powerful particle accelerator—began test runs, sending a stream of protons around a quarter of its 27-kilometer circumference. The European Organization for Nuclear Research (known as CERN), [...]

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8.8.8

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How to tell it’s a dream

If these happen:

you are “a bit” over thirty
you are in the NFL, or at least with the Cardinals, the next best thing to a real NFL team
you are in your present average to athletic shape, but nowhere near the shape of that guy in Invincible
you’re with PHid, who is not the biggest fan of football, [...]

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I Will Survive

or maybe not.  Fucking gators

 
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For your convenience

Dear world:
We’re not here to help you right now, “for your convenience.”
xxoo
Budget Rent a Car

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For Your "Convenience"

In the men’s room at Target:
Dear dad holding a screaming kid with a leaky diaper: 
Shoulda picked door #2.
Love, Target
P.S.  Somebody else is in there now.

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Depressing

My cousins and their kids are koolaid drinkers

Political Views: Republican Party

Religious Views: Follower of Jesus
 
Political Views: Republican Party
Religious Views: Christian

Political Views: Conservative
Religious Views: ChRiStiaN RefORmed

At least mostly…

Political Views: Moderate
Religious Views: Christian

Damn you, facebook.

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Verizon: We think you’re stupid

Me:  Not so much as you think…