Michelle = MP
Magnum says goodbye from Tuan Vu on Vimeo.
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life happens here
It’s been real
QED
Wiener, wiener-wiener
It’s all dudes in the airport think about. Evidently.
Read more "Wiener, wiener-wiener"The Internet: Where the HELL Have You Been?
It’s been a long couple of months. Long story short, I can’t compete with the tragicomic shitshow that is the presidency of popular vote loser Weiner von Shitstain. So, I OD’d on Strippers and cocaine joined the priesthood worked my ass off like a wage slave about to be assfucked by some oompaloompa who would rather watch […]
Read more "The Internet: Where the HELL Have You Been?"Looks like I picked the wrong week…
the spontaneous beer free (so far) August has been great, but not without its issues. Coors N/A is like quitting smoking, in terms of its you ate too much cheese and no fiber effect. Then there’s the dreams. Last night’s triple feature” sharks in Michigan. Yes, stupidly taunting them was involved. Fortunately, there was a scene […]
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The one where we say nice things (for once) about some people and crack (the usual) bad jokes.
Read more "Do the Blog Thing"“Girlfriend” Is Better
Not just in this song ^^, but in the real world too. Better than “wife.” Better than “I haven’t looked at the issue, but I sure wish Arizona recognized common law marriage.” [Ed.: it doesn’t, and if it had, you didn’t qualify anyway.] Because “girlfriend” means no commitments or promises you did not explicitly undertake. And […]
Read more "“Girlfriend” Is Better"Why not?
Not like a friendzone thing, because #norules
#UberLife
Driving for Uber is a lot like the singles scene: some chicks don’t see you; some will give a great conversation. Always, you go home alone.
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