TextNonFails - when you say "jalapeno" and the phone types "hell up in you."

#TextNonFails

Here's a fun fact about being a self-employed whatever the hell I am. To get business, you have to publish your contact info.  You publish your contact info and people call you. Some of the people that are inclined to call you are batshit crazy. It's not always obvious. Karma: Sometimes, it is. 29705

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Turn the Page

Turn the Page: It's a more useful metaphor than a "rocket ship into outer space,