The Real World

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It’s not nostalgia, it’s deja vu.

The War Council is disbanded. – Me, after a frank and refreshing talk with the ex-Mrs.

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It’s really true EVERYTHING in life has a Star Trek analogue.  Especially if you include the clunky TOS first season.

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a river in africa

The important thing to remember about ex-wives is that you divorced their ass for a reason.  By all means be civil, but that new her is still based on the old her. Don’t be fooled by the attractive package. – Me, after a surprisingly cordial crossing of paths.

UPDATE:  It’s worth it to have an actual two sided conversation.  There is much to learn, genius boy. Perhaps one listened to bad advice instead of opening a dialog. Perhaps one should have gone with one’s gut, rather than the reflex of the war council.

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Dr. Strangelove

New month, updated failsafe measures. Same triggers.

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Vex

No, this is not a Weird Al spoof of a forgettable Motley Crue song. I’m in a quandary.  Winston Smith is dead.  No, it wasn’t from the rat.

Anyhoo, he left cookies – an open bag.  Is it wrong to eat one? The cookies don’t have a soul, right? An open back is nearly valueless, yes?

These are the questions I struggle with, to avoid real questions like who goes to the thing, what now with the kid and do I deliver what I wrote.

“Waffle Nut”

a breakfast treat at Safeway or a horrible (yet hilarious in the the Safeway check out line) exotic male affliction.