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Today in Passive Aggression

“I’ve never seen it done that way” – Moe

david Niven

Opposite Day

So I was at my brother’s wedding.  He cleans up pretty nice.  Or it was my kid’s wedding.  It seems like it switched. The part where my broke ass dad hired a Lamborghini prototype in a camouflage wrap and cladding was cool, as it drifted past the reception.

Aventador prototype

This, except sideways

It’s not nostalgia, it’s deja vu.

The War Council is disbanded. – Me, after a frank and refreshing talk with the ex-Mrs.

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It’s really true EVERYTHING in life has a Star Trek analogue.  Especially if you include the clunky TOS first season.

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a river in africa

The important thing to remember about ex-wives is that you divorced their ass for a reason.  By all means be civil, but that new her is still based on the old her. Don’t be fooled by the attractive package. – Me, after a surprisingly cordial crossing of paths.

UPDATE:  It’s worth it to have an actual two sided conversation.  There is much to learn, genius boy. Perhaps one listened to bad advice instead of opening a dialog. Perhaps one should have gone with one’s gut, rather than the reflex of the war council.