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	<description>Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain</description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Brainstorm:  Term Limits for Musicians</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:07:48 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Needs More Cowbell]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Elvis stuck around way too long (as a supposed rock star).  Same with Michael Jackson.  What did either of them do in the last 10 years of their careers that was worth a shit? (Rehashes of past success do not count.)
The Rolling Stones?  KISS?  They too got  so old and comfortable that they stopped being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Words to live by</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Surreal Life]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Note:  This is NOT a Sarah Palin joke.  Leopards ≠ cougars
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		<title>Not Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:57:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pen S. Lordoscum</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fat Drunk & Stupid]]></category>
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Driving (A Bulldozer) While Intoxicated
Ohio man suspected of upturning neighbor&#8217;s lawn under influence
JUNE 30&#8211;Meet Robert Tite. In an apparent drunk driving first, the Ohio man is facing criminal charges for allegedly piloting a bulldozer while intoxicated. Tite, 57, was nabbed last Friday after he drove the heavy machinery onto a neighbor&#8217;s property and uprooted trees [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Richland, Michigan:  Exotica ground zero</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:37:35 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Car and Driver]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Who woulda thought&#8230;
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		<title>Not just my imagination</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:05:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[In Local News...]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes life ^^ imitates art
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