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	<description>Broadcasting The Revolution Live From Mom's Basement</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:46:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Clean, one owner</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/09/05/clean-one-owner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:42:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[John McCain Is Off His Meds]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[eat the rich]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Only driven to John Birch Society meetings - J. McCain, Fat Cat, Arizona
Things are definitely different in Scottsdale, right down to the used car lots.
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		<title>Cop or Not</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/09/04/cop-or-not-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
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no lights apparently
 conventional license
no funny antennas
trailer hitch

VERDICT:  not
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		<title>Parking Lot Treasures</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/09/04/parking-lot-treasures-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[John McCain Is Off His Meds]]></category>

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Nothing says &#8220;I&#8217;m John McCain and I want to f*** my VP as soon as I get more little blue pills&#8221; than one of these
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		<title>Not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with it&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/09/01/not-that-theres-anything-wrong-with-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 02:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Palin killed Smokey the Bear</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 20:50:32 +0000</pubDate>
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Details here
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		<title>Not everything in the news revolves around John McCain&#8217;s PTSD and unfitness for command</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:51:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[For example:
&#160; 
I have a new toy.
McCain is still a doorknob, but that&#8217;s another story.
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		<title>Why Fox News is Satan, Reason 312,417</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/08/27/why-fox-news-is-satan-reason-312417/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George W. Orwell</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I turned on Fox10 last night just as Hillary started her speech.    Fox 10 immediately cut to a commercial for Bones.  What a shock.  How sad to live in fear like that.  We&#8217;re so confident in our senile war mongerer candidate, that we won&#8217;t show you someone who isn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FOAD, Best Buy Geek Squad</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/08/25/foad-best-buy-geek-squad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:48:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[FOAD, Best Buy Geek Squad[10:36 PM] Examining network configuration&#8230;
[10:36 PM] Connecting to Rescue Gateway: control.app59.logmeinrescue.com&#8230;
[10:36 PM] Connected to Rescue Gateway. A support representative will be with you shortly.
[10:36 PM] Chat session established with Agent Waddle .
[10:36 PM] Agent Waddle  says: This session may be recorded for quality and monitoring purposes.Thank you for contacting Geek Squad. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh happy day</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/08/25/oh-happy-day/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/08/25/oh-happy-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:03:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Car and Driver]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Mustang]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Type: Package
Status: Delivered
UPS has delivered the shipment.
Delivered 
Delivered On: 08/25/2008 2:40 P.M.
Delivered To: PHOENIX,  AZ,  US
Signed By: MARK THINKS JOHN McCAIN IS A WIENER
Service: GROUND
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		<title>A-n-t-i-c-i-p-a-t-i-o-n</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/08/25/a-n-t-i-c-i-p-a-t-i-o-n/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/08/25/a-n-t-i-c-i-p-a-t-i-o-n/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:34:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Car and Driver]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Mustang]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Package Progress
Location Date Local Time Description
PHOENIX,
AZ,  US
08/25/2008
7:48 A.M.
OUT FOR DELIVERY
BALTIMORE,
MD,  US
08/20/2008
8:02 A.M.
DEPARTURE SCAN
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