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		<title>Star Trek Into Darkness:  Dick Cheney and the Orcs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 05:25:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Duke of Raoul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Kill Your Television]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Go see it.  Now.  Meet <a title="RIP, Khan" href="http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2009/01/15/rip-khan/">some friends</a> again, for the first time. Other thoughts: wow, that timeline is fucked. Again. Kirk turned 50 in the Star Trek II. Don&#8217;t talk to me. Goddammit. Spock has head wings when he runs Pike has mutton chops The ST:TMP good uniforms are back. So are the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It Wasn&#8217;t Curiosity</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 18:42:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gonzo di Dottore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Real World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[540i]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[German Engineering]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[that killed this cat - <a href="http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2011/01/21/here-kitty/img_1554/" rel="attachment wp-att-11105"></a> at least not my kid&#8217;s curiosity.  Cats are safe around the kid, at least when it comes to cars.  Kid drives this car. <a href="http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2013/05/17/it-wasnt-curiosity/beemw/" rel="attachment wp-att-24670"></a> It&#8217;s a decent car for being as old as the kid, but the kid barely knows anything about it.* For [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cops Beat Woman For Filming Another Beating &#124; Alternet</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 04:04:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gonzo di Dottore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fat Drunk & Stupid]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[John Law]]></category>

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		<title>In Department of Not At All Surprising News</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 19:45:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gonzo di Dottore</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jesus H. Christ]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[carnegie Mellon University]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Our friends in the Catholic Church continue their mortal fear of pussy. <a href="http://gawker.com/catholic-diocese-mad-at-cmu-student-for-wearing-naked-486149412"></a> <a href="http://gawker.com/catholic-diocese-mad-at-cmu-student-for-wearing-naked-486149412">CMU Student&#8217;s &#8216;Naked Pope&#8217; Costume Angers Catholic Diocese [NSFW]</a>. &#8220;I think obviously all of us know that when we&#8217;re growing up we do stupid things,&#8221; Bishop David Zubik <a style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #e25a48; text-decoration: none; line-height: inherit;" href="http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2013/04/29/cmu-parade-controversy-over-woman-naked-and-dressed-as-pope/" target="_blank">told local CBS [...]]]></description>
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