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Goddammit, Direct TV! I can’t dump stupid Lifetime Movie Network and its Oprah bullshit without losing BTN and some ESPNs?  AYFKM?  You’re evil, plain and simple.

The Micah/Exxon Nightmare Burger

Black Ram Whopper

There may also be a ram joke in there somewhere. 

The original BK Lounge version wasn’t black from squid ink or bamboo charcoal.  Just don’t even ask.

It’s made smoking it using bamboo charcoal… The buns are also smoked with bamboo charcoal and… the sauce is made with onion, garlic, and squid ink (which sounds rather delicious.) The beef patties made also contain black pepper.

Burger King’s new all-black burger has black buns, cheese, and sauce.