The Internet, on our Triumphant Return
And those are from the … Continue reading
The Internet: Where the HELL Have You Been?
It's been a long couple of months. Long story short, I can't compete with the tragicomic shitshow that is the presidency of popular vote loser Weiner von Shitstain. So, I OD'd on Strippers and cocaine joined the priesthood worked my ass off like a wage slave about to be assfucked by some … Continue reading
It Seemed Like a Good Idea
At the time.
What to do when you're alone in a strange town on Xmas eve eve.
Dive bar? Check.
Barfly who is totally not a hooker? Check?
The usual charm? Check.
One last round and then let's get out of here? Sounds right.
Later...
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Peak Vader
Rogue One is fine. The continuity and shoutouts (Captain Antilles, anyone?) reach gratuitous levels, but still not as bad as Sith.
Thankfully, no mention of Yoda.
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Eat a Dick, 2016
Via John Oliver, this whole year needs to be impaled on a pike at the gates, as a warning to 2017 and any other fucked up year of shit that wants to … Continue reading