What did we learn?
- “Hold on, I’m tweeting this” is not the right answer
*Not actually dead, just fucked. You stupid, stupid man. The birthday went something like this: plusRead more "RIP Dude*"
If it looks funny, feels funny or smells funny, it’s NOT going in my mouth. – a woman There goes that plot twist, I guess – me This may just be about food. Sometimes a cat licking a banana is simply a cat licking a banana.Read more "Advice from Women"
…when you realize your WordPress theme is so helpful that it publishes private admin notes for all to read. Followed by the part where you realize those notes are google searchable. Followed by the part where you find out somebody did a google search. And DID find the notes. Plus they found some other things […]Read more "Those awkward moments"
the spontaneous beer free (so far) August has been great, but not without its issues. Coors N/A is like quitting smoking, in terms of its you ate too much cheese and no fiber effect. Then there’s the dreams. Last night’s triple feature” sharks in Michigan. Yes, stupidly taunting them was involved. Fortunately, there was a scene […]Read more "Looks like I picked the wrong week…"
The one where we say nice things (for once) about some people and crack (the usual) bad jokes.Read more "Do the Blog Thing"
You start off by cock-blocking me at work? Nice. Thanks for that, and the day long repetition. I don’t need your help failing with the women. You end by…Read more "What the Hell, Tuesday?"
What did we learn?
– Me, after doing the due diligence a little late.
Evidently, I don’t get to both express myself freely and do so without risking some sort of “your self-deprecating jokes are hurtful to me” response, even though there’s no names and no point about anyone else. There’s gotta be a Costanza for this moment of Zen.
Nah, too meta.Read more "Goddammit"
Star Trek Beyond was great, and I just loved Jaylah. It still labors under the burden of being part homage. Itstill follows the blockbuster formula of gratuitous, obscenely powerful yet surprisingly un-devastating urban destruction. And impossible physics. Despite that, it was great. No spoilers.Read more "There’s No Great Green Hand in Space"
Not just in this song ^^, but in the real world too. Better than “wife.” Better than “I haven’t looked at the issue, but I sure wish Arizona recognized common law marriage.” [Ed.: it doesn’t, and if it had, you didn’t qualify anyway.] Because “girlfriend” means no commitments or promises you did not explicitly undertake. And […]Read more "“Girlfriend” Is Better"