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The Internet, on our Triumphant Return

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March 5, 2017 Leave a reply

The Internet: Where the HELL Have You Been?

It's been a long couple of months.  Long story short, I can't compete with the tragicomic shitshow that is the presidency of popular vote loser Weiner von Shitstain. So, I OD'd on Strippers and cocaine joined the priesthood worked my ass off like a wage slave about to be assfucked by some … Continue reading →
March 4, 2017 Leave a reply

It Seemed Like a Good Idea

At the time. What to do when you're alone in a strange town on Xmas eve eve. Dive bar? Check. Barfly who is totally not a hooker? Check? The usual charm? Check. One last round and then let's get out of here? Sounds right. Later... … Continue reading →
December 24, 2016 Leave a reply

Peak Vader

Rogue One is fine. The continuity and shoutouts (Captain Antilles, anyone?) reach gratuitous levels, but still not as bad as Sith. Thankfully, no mention of Yoda. … Continue reading →
December 17, 2016 Leave a reply
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Eat a Dick, 2016

Via John Oliver, this whole year needs to be impaled on a pike at the gates, as a warning to 2017 and any other fucked up year of shit that wants to … Continue reading →
November 14, 2016 Leave a reply

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