– Me, after doing the due diligence a little late.

Evidently, I don’t get to both express myself freely and do so without risking some sort of “your self-deprecating jokes are hurtful to me” response, even though there’s no names and no point about anyone else. There’s gotta be a Costanza for this moment of Zen.

George Costanza Fail

Nah, too meta.

Not just in this song ^^, but in the real world too.

Better than “wife.” Better than “I haven’t looked at the issue, but I sure wish Arizona recognized common law marriage.” [Ed.: it doesn’t, and if it had, you didn’t qualify anyway.] Because “girlfriend” means no commitments or promises you did not explicitly undertake. And no 64-day waiting period, when the irreversible happens it’s time to make a change.

Better than “friends” on the internet. Because “girlfriend” means you have presumably met IRL at least once.

Mötley Crüe: The End was tonight.

I love Nikki. Tommy is an atomic gerbil on meth. Mick Mars died 10 years ago but refuses to move to the next life. But God damn you, Vince Neil! Here is my 4-word review of Mötley Crüe: The End: VINCE NEIL[‘s] MONITOR TECH*. Vince has a goddam teleprompter. I get it. His speaking voice sounds fucked up, like he has to sing through dentures or something. OK. He’s been part of this band for most of its almost 35 years. That’s a lot of songs. Zoom (on the bass) here – lots and lots of songs. Fucking Walter Cronkite had a teleprompter. I get it.
The End

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WHAT IF… the reason all these iconic artists  that 2016 keeps taking away from us weren’t supposed to die. What if it is Motley Crue’s fault?

Stay with me here.

In January 2014, the Crue signed a cessation of touring agreement. No more performing as MC after 2015. MC is dead before it’s 2016.

the band theatrically signed a “cessation of touring agreement” that forbids Motley Crue from playing again after 2015.

– The Malay Mail Online. See more at: http://bit.ly/1UOGBhe

Tommy Lee
If the NYE clock doesn’t kill you, surely the drum coaster will. PHOTO CREDIT DUSTIN JACK

But there was the indulgent (albeit really fucking cool) drum coaster contraption, breaking on the last night and pushing the end back. Motley died in 2016, not 2015 LIKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO.

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