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By Doctor Gonzo, on August 24th, 2010
 She's not solid gold either
Fake gold bars in Bank of England and Fort Knox | Pakistan Daily.
It’s one thing to counterfeit a twenty or hundred dollar bill. The amount of financial damage is usually limited to a specific region and only affects dozens of people and thousands of dollars. Secret Service agents quickly notify the banks on how to recognize these phony bills and retail outlets usually have procedures in place (such as special pens to test the paper) to stop their proliferation.
But what about gold? This is the most sacred of all commodities because it is thought to be the most trusted, reliable and valuable means of saving wealth.
A recent discovery — in October of 2009 — has been suppressed by the main stream media but has been circulating among the “big money” brokers and financial kingpins and is just now being revealed to the public. It involves the gold in Fort Knox — the US Treasury gold — that is the equity of our national wealth. In short, millions (with an “m”) of gold bars are fake!
Who did this? Apparently our own government.
By Doctor Gonzo, on August 24th, 2010
Philadelphia bloggers were abuzz this week about a citywide move to crack down on citizens running a business without a license — which includes any local bloggers running ads on their sites.The weekly Philadelphia City Paper kicked off the kerfuffle with an article spotlighting several small-scale bloggers who were startled to receive letters from the city demanding that they shell out up to $300 for a license allowing them to operate a local business. One of the recipients had raked in a whopping profit of $11 over two years from his blog.
via Philadelphia bloggers: The city wants you to buy a license – Aug. 24, 2010.
By Doctor Gonzo, on August 24th, 2010

A Ferrari 308GTS for $13,500, Some Assembly Required.
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 Yeah, I'm talking to you
By Doctor Gonzo, on August 17th, 2010
Empty your pockets?
pat down from a chick?
ID?
70 people showed up. Volume set for 1,000.
20 security guards.
$6 for a warm cup of Land Shark?
The most ridiculous part?
There are four parking rows leading to the exit. We’re in 2. Cant get out that way – Chained.
1? Chained.
3? Chained.
4? Chained.
5? Nope, still blocked by a fucking temporary fence.
Raoul/Lurlene: How THE FUCK do we get out? We would like to go drink reasonably priced beer, fuck like monkeys and hear ourselves think, please.
$8 attendant: Duh. The way you came in.
R/L: You mean Row #2? The one with the fucking chain? The one we came in through TWO HOURS AGO (before the chain went up)
Attendant: There’s no spoon chain
*nonchalantly walks over to signal the bone heads who don”t answer their radio page to move the fucking chain*
Attendant. Bet you $100 I am right and it is clear. [Now]
By Raoul Duke, on August 17th, 2010

Replate: Spread the word.
By Raoul Duke, on August 17th, 2010
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