Mr. Superlative. Mr. Irresistible. You will know me by the names nobody uses.
I have a hard job. The pay is low for the qualifications they require. It is also an exempt position - no overtime, no breaks on the clock [Ed.: recently…
We’re still here
We're still here. We just ran out of pussy and beer, and the QT only sells one
Joey Wang: I gotta stop drinking with Ray. Too. 29935
Texts With Girls, cont'd Her: I'm happy being your muse. Me: It's good to have a purpose in life.
“THE EDGE: there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.” ― Hunter S. Thompson
Living on it
or Paradise by the Volcano Lair Light. Whatever. Whenever you find yourself in bed with some hot chick, the answer is probably "yes!" 29911
Texts With Girls part 1,005: Her: Shoot me now. Me: Bang. My inner frat boy: Now I can say I banged her!