Mr. Superlative. Mr. Irresistible. You will know me by the names nobody uses.

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We’re still here

We're still here.  We just ran out of pussy and beer, and the QT only sells one

Texts With Girls, cont'd Her: I'm happy being your muse. Me: It's good to have a purpose in life.

“THE EDGE: there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.” ― Hunter S. Thompson

Living on it

Texts With Girls part 1,005: Her: Shoot me now. Me: Bang. My inner frat boy:  Now I can say I banged her!