Did you ever wonder how the bed sheet toga was invented? Probably, it was in Vegas. Whiskey was involved. Whiskey is always involved, somehow. Then you wake up naked. Alone in a bed, but not alone. And not in a place where being discovered (bad naked) is any more appealing than being awake (Whiskey). Problem, meet solution.
You know why everybody piles on to create “doorbusters” and crazy sales?
So everyone can be Walmart and engage in predatory pricing.
They can’t bitch if we’re all doing it.
Who cares if they kill main street businesses in the process. The TVs are $20!
In 4 words: Khan Hannibal Joker 2
Skyfall is the third Daniel Craig Bond movie. (And only the second if one ignores Quantum of Stupid (2009).like one should do with the two Dalton movies.)
Bad guy plots revenge. Bad guy has unnatural luck/genius pre-planning and improvisation. Just when you think you’ve caught him for reals, you’ve fallen right into his trap for you. Cops/redshirts are going to die. Sometimes, important people.
I loved this movie, just like the 10 previous times i saw it.
(Definitely better when sober)
Whiskey is the devil. We all know that. Boozy encounters with chicks – those always end well, too. Especially when they’re friends. Add in Vegas and a corporate expense account. Shake well. Shit happens.But not in the way you might expect (based on your personal experiences on every other trip to Vegas ever). Sometimes, all there is to confess after a…