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The Day After

I had to write this three days after.  The immediate day after was filled with pain.  Not the pain of jail.  Not the pain of getting caught by the bouncer fucking a stripper.  Not the debilitating pain of “I thought a 40 of OE made sense after a 6 pack of Coors light.” No, Tuesday was the pain of a…

The important thing to remember about ex-wives is that you divorced their ass for a reason.  By all means be civil, but that new her is still based on the old her. Don’t be fooled by the attractive package. – Me, after a surprisingly cordial crossing of paths.

UPDATE:  It’s worth it to have an actual two sided conversation.  There is much to learn, genius boy. Perhaps one listened to bad advice instead of opening a dialog. Perhaps one should have gone with one’s gut, rather than the reflex of the war council.

The Day Before

…the morning after.  It’s 24 hours earlier and we are not in jail, not dead, not hungover.  No present need for penicillin or alibi witnesses. The future need for a shower and a second job to cover the expenses looms.

Hooters

Like this, but with less owls.

Hopefully the boy will appreciate the generosity of old guys, and not focus on the weirdness of a bachelor swan song with no friends around to share the experience and tell the tales.  Or not tell the tales, under penalty of death, depending on the particular laws of the jurisdiction.

Watch this space for the gory aftermath, if any.

 

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Gonzo di Dottore

Dr. Strangelove

New month, updated failsafe measures. Same triggers.

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Vex

No, this is not a Weird Al spoof of a forgettable Motley Crue song. I’m in a quandary.  Winston Smith is dead.  No, it wasn’t from the rat.

Anyhoo, he left cookies – an open bag.  Is it wrong to eat one? The cookies don’t have a soul, right? An open back is nearly valueless, yes?

These are the questions I struggle with, to avoid real questions like who goes to the thing, what now with the kid and do I deliver what I wrote.

“Waffle Nut”

a breakfast treat at Safeway or a horrible (yet hilarious in the the Safeway check out line) exotic male affliction.

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Gonzo di Dottore

Once again, i find myself quaffing more beer than i even want, just to spare myself from tomorrow.

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It’s pretty amazing what the world looks like when you don’t wake up in a fog. #Clarity