Oh, sweet Bjargey. “BJ” from the BK Lounge back in the high school days. I dreamt of you. Feeling you up in the shower. Getting my tongue stuck while Frenching. So, exactly like high school, in that it only happened in my mind then, too.Read more "Only in my dreams"
Are you a late nighter at the BK Lounge? Grave yard at the 7-Eleven? (Or do you have a real job with fucked up hours?) Does it fuck up your social life? Well, you may have “shift work disorder (SWD)” If you work non-traditional hours and struggle to stay awake at work, you may be […]Read more "Suck it Up – You’ll Thank Me"
Then come the not-so-natural parts. The fries are sprayed with sodium acid pyrophosphate, a chemical that prevents them from turning brown from two baths in frying oil — one at the factory and the other at the store. They’re also dusted with dextrose, a sugar derived from corn, for similar purposes. For comparison, Five Guy’s […]Read more "dimethylpolysiloxane: you want fries with that?"
30 years ago, this Dodge Charger meant you peaked as a shift manager at the BK Lounge. Today, in this shape, it meas that trust fund isn’t just going to your ASU tuition.Read more "Embrace your destiny"
gives way to people shouting “Howdy Neighbor.” LOCAL REAL ESTATE FIRM ANNOUNCES PLANS FOR DOWNTOWN MIXED-USE DEVELOPMENT KALAMAZOO, Mich. – Phoenix Properties today announced its plans for a signature mixed-use office, retail and residential development at the southeast corner of West Michigan Avenue and Rose Street in downtown Kalamazoo. The yet-to-be-named development is designed to […]Read more "Ample Parking Day or Night"
This is the last of the cool Chargers. Basically, the Aunt Jean mobile on corn liquor. Starting in MY 1971, they got fat and dorky. Instead of appealing to Vin Diesel consumers, they switched focus to the BK Lounge manager-types.Read more "Do me baby"
Maybe we should chug on over to namby-pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you ya jackwagons – R. Lee Ermey My proud examples: Frank. Frank was an ordinary dude with a job at First of America. I thought he was entitled to god-status as the big dude of the chapter. He […]Read more "Chapter Advisor FAIL – why are you people counting on me?"
Somewhere in the wasted haze of being 20 something, I decided that maybe shit jobs at the car wash and the BK lounge were not all that satisfying. Pod and OG were finishing college. Phid’s college career was as off the tracks as mine, but we had community college bullshit. His job at one restaurant […]Read more "Oh, Thank Heaven"