Rolling like a gangster in the slums of Tempe. Read More
1971
You’re Doing It Wrong
Cannonball Run edition.

It’s easier to win the race with a 3,000 mile head start – unless you’re going the wrong way. *cough* Brock Yates *cough*
Read more "You’re Doing It Wrong"When Pep Boys Attack
Eyelids and sheepskins and whitewalls: Oh my [fucking god]. I feel like Bill Stech should drive this to its rusty death. Or to the BK Lounge.
Read more "When Pep Boys Attack"ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1971 Ford Country Squire
The 1971 Ford Country Squire, a car near and dear to my heart. Well, not. Bought mine in October 1995. In December 1995, Arizona stopped selling leaded gas. D-ooh! Cash advance on Manufacturers Hanover Trust credit card (there is a story to come on that). Took out $1,000, pocketed a cool $20 discount because the […]
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1971 VW 411 1973 Plymouth Fury I
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The last days of the raccoon, in its traditional spot – as far over as possible, out of the way of working cars.
Read more "1971 VW 411"80s Madness
Stupid Drunken Things Not To Do This will be a continuing series as I dig them up. None of these are about me or anyone I know. Add your own (no personally identifiable info, though). Do not under any circumstances attempt to duplicate these or you will die or go to prison (which will just […]
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