or rather do the crow’s nest in, from the back seat, as Pod eases through a sea of drunk Greek assholes and wenches. Then later, get out among your people and cop some feels.
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1976
Summer Daze
drifting away…
The Marquis wasn’t always crashed. By Buicks. Or curbs at Bilbo’s. It wasn’t always bald, as the vinyl roof got peeled off like it was a meth addict.
Come on, Craigslist
Don’t Let Me Down
VegaS. wHAT THE FUCK? Bring this to Phoenix and sell it to me.
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when you are at the BK Lounge having a delicious Whopper on a June night. Whats the worst that can happen? Some kids nail your car backing out? They laugh and peel out, yelling obscenities when you holler at them to stop? Like that ever happens.
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I’ll take things that work faster and better than Viagra
For $1,000, Alex. What is Farrah Fawcett on the hood. The particular car is irrelevant, as long as the hood is big enough. 1976 Ford Mustang Cobra II – Vintage Classic Cars and Girls.
Read more "I’ll take things that work faster and better than Viagra"Pimps and Hos, Mormon Style
Yeah, I know, Mormon and “style” go together like Tom Cruise and Academy Award performance. Or Tom Cruise and sanity. Or Tom Cruise and naked hot chicks.
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Oh, Thank Heaven
Somewhere in the wasted haze of being 20 something, I decided that maybe shit jobs at the car wash and the BK lounge were not all that satisfying. Pod and OG were finishing college. Phid’s college career was as off the tracks as mine, but we had community college bullshit. His job at one restaurant […]
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What is the connection between these things:
Good Night, Sweet Prince
“Now cracks a noble oil pan heart. Good-night sweet prince, And flights of angels sing thee to the junk yard thy rest.” – Horatio Caine on Mel Gibson (Hamlet, act V, scene ii) It was 20 years ago today (give or take) that the 1976 Mercury Marquis bit it. Phi Sigma Kappa from CMU came […]
Read more "Good Night, Sweet Prince"ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1976 Mercury Marquis de Sade Edition
Why “de Sade Edition”? Because shove this up your ass and there’s your answer, smart guy. red/red vinyl roof red vinyl seats/dash/carpet 400. 3 spd auto 1985-1987
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