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Contestant: What is Kool-Aid Drinking Paranoid Redneck Dumbass?

Nice crayon drawing to go with those confederate flags, General Lee

Confederate flags, calling the President a communist and a Sarah Palin sticker.  The triple crown of modern Republicanism.

Racist GOP Bastards?  Repetitive, or redundant?  Discuss.

and knights were bold
before the goddamn “Patriot” Act was invented…

9 years ago called

Also yay. I missed rusty shitboxes.

The tsunami killed 100 times more people than 9/11. The planet is brutally powerful. Respect it. Preserve it.

Click the picture for the story of an ad that never was.

Dick Cheney swears by the pocket organ 9000 (now with Bluetooth(R)!)

REPORT: Cheney says Bush left GM bankruptcy for the next guy

This, according to former vice-president Dick Cheney, who reportedly admitted in a recent interview on Fox News that the Bush administration floated the $17.4 billion auto industry bailout package in order to give the outgoing administration enough time to exit and for the next administration to settle in before the house of cards in Detroit came tumbling down. According to Cheney, President Bush “decided that he did not want to be the one who pulled the plug just before he left office.”

War is peace

Cheney: No link between Saddam Hussein, 9/11

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Former Vice President Dick Cheney said Monday that he does not believe Saddam Hussein was involved in the planning or execution of the September 11, 2001, attacks. [6.1.09]

But, wink, wink nudge nudge… Continue reading

if it weren’t for those meddling kids that goddamned First Amendment.

Enter H.R. 2175. That’s a bill that Rep. Moran introduced last month that would prohibit any ED ads from airing on broadcast radio and TV between 6AM and 10PM. The bill advises the Federal Communications Commission to treat these ads as “indecent” and instruct stations to restrict their broadcast to late night and overnight hours. – CNN.com

I don't want to hear about any floppy and withered penis except my own

Dear Representative Jim Moran (D-VA):

I am sorry that your grandkids found your little blue Extenze capsules.  I am sorry too, that, because you left your TV on SPIKE at 3 a.m.. they learned what those pills really are.  I am sorry too, that they called you an impotent non-fuck fucktard after that. ( It’s not slander if it’s true.)  But stop trying to piss on me with your medically enhanced tool.  Or give back the pills.  Your choice

XXOO

The First Amendment

P.S. Bob Dole says that if this dumbshit bill even makes it out of committee. he is coming to your office, loaded with a fresh scrip, to play out that one canoe trip scene.

We’re beautiful, but there are drawbacks (beyond a lunatic, anti-brown people sheriff).  Beauty comes with a price.

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Your tax dollars at work.

Viva la revolucion