to CMU on a fraternity roadtrip. A 1987 Buick Century, obvs. Just don’t mention that mysterious dent that showed up Sunday morning.Read more "What to drive"
Jan 1993-December 2000 Ordinarily, this would land in the hall of boring cars, but it took 90,000 miles of abuse, survived 2 3 crashes, never needed a brake job and got 30 mpg. Plus, it totally kicked the ass out of a V-8 Grand Cherokee in the mountains. (Grandpa’s Ford Country Squire is in the […]Read more "1993 Geo Prizm"
This is only a clone of the actual 8 Barrel Mustang GT of destiny, ca. 1988.Read more "When 225 hp ruled the world…"
STUPID DRUNKEN THINGS NOT TO DO Drive from Daytona to the gator farm in St. Augustine at ludicrous speed. When it’s time to pass the geezers, drive in the oncoming lane, while 8 Barrel and Phid, driving behind you, pass the same car at the same time, on opposite sides. (Mustang GTs can go off-roading, […]Read more "The Smoking Lamp Is Lit"