1990: Beers, Girlfriend, walk, don’t drive, car gets crashed anyway.

2010: Beers, girlfriend, walk don’t drive. Bike to the bar to pick up the car, only to find… Read More
A million years ago, my Dad bought my sisters and me a car. The first attempt was a ’65 Biscayne. I broke the idler arm slamming on the brakes one day. After convincing Dad that steering was an important part of the car driving experience, he traded it in as scrap for a 1973 Plymouth […]
Read more "Midas Muffler and Chase Manhattan Revisited"In Phoenix, we have car pool lanes. During commuter hours, you need two passengers or risk a $350 fine. We do this to save gas when we save rides. Exhibit A – Scion
Read more "Riddle me this"1990: Beers, Girlfriend, walk, don’t drive, car gets crashed anyway.
2010: Beers, girlfriend, walk don’t drive. Bike to the bar to pick up the car, only to find… Read More
And already up for resale. 2008 Dodge Challenger. Low miles, one owner. Conveniently located next to the Dream Palace strip club. “Why yes, it’s got a hemi” has a whole new meaning.
Read more "Why yes, they’re real"2008 Saleen S302 Extreme with 600+ HP arrives late summer.
Read more "Welcome to my nightmare"Sheriff Joe: Just wait ’til I get me one of these.
Me: Oh f***.