WHAT THE FUCK? For $6,000, This 928 Is On The Ragtop. You can tell a horse’s age by opening their mouth and looking at their teeth. Popping the hood on this Porsche reveals an engine compartment that looks its age, and in fact is akin to peering into a meth addict’s septic pie hole. We […]
Read more "Sometimes you really do have to say…"The 928 was introduced as what Porsche saw as the replacement for the 911. They don’t make the 928 anymore, so you know how that panned out. Today, it’s the Porsche for the man that knows that Porsche builds fantastic rear-engined, flat-six, manual transmission sports cars, and wants none of that. Instead, what you get […]
Read more "The 928 Is Everything A Porsche Should And Shouldn’t Be"How to turn a chick magnet into a Kent Dorfman mobile. (Or, never let your girlfriend/wife/concubine choose your midlife crisis sports car). White? Really? Now your voluptuous sports car curves make you look like a suppository. Chicks will climb over each other. To get the hell away. “Urban Green”? More like dog barf green, or […]
Read more "Curdled Milk"Plenty of room for your Thetans,. Tom Cruise. Or Xenu and that Travolta guy and his ego. The Very First Porsche Wagon. Two decades before they would consider selling wagonesque sedans to the general public, Porsche took a 928 and added a bulbous rear as a gift for the 75th birthday of company founder Ferry […]
Read more "Joel Goodson, family man"Mr. Goodson, your car is waiting. It IS the gayest color ever, but there was nothing we could do about that. Not that we expected you to mind…
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My favorite Porsche ever: 928 GT S4
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