NINE years ago today, I was sitting at what used to be Amazons. It was dead, even for a Wednesday, because everybody was all gloomy. I was about the only guy in the place, and the stripper who danced for me joined me at the bar. Tall, thin, blonde, young. We talked for a long […]Read more "A Better Anniversary to Commemorate"
Where I saw one: Commuting on surface streets, since the highway was chock full of nuts. Nostalgia Factor: -1,000,000/10. Baseline 0, since I never owned one. +1 for being a kick ass evil henchman sedan. -1 for being German, which means a 50% chance of being a giant piece of shit. +1 for this one having […]Read more "Dr. Evil and his Henchmen"