What the hell were you thinking, teaming up with Adam “shoulder pad wing things” Lambert? Does this mean the rumors about Paul Stanley are true after all? Or does it mean that the disco-dreck “I was made for loving you” was just the first of many completely whorish sell outs for $?Read more "Dear KISS"
I hate you, AI song clearance department…Read more "Why American Idol Sucks, part 895"
God, I f***ing can’t stand the sight of that Clay Eye for the Straight Guy dude. Does it show? So there’s this whole American Karaoke Idol *scandal* where maybe Paula Abdul rode some goof contestant like it was Urban Cowboy night at the Betty Ford clinic. CBS, the last bastion of incisive, objective investigative journalism […]Read more "Investigative Journalism at Its Finest"
after prolonged eye-f***ing the TV camera Just me rambling on reality trash teevee… Man, I slay me sometimes. Anyway, the benevolent gods of American Idol banned Clay Diva Aiken from my teevee this week. Then they sent Scotty Grossberger (from Stir Crazy) straight to the gaping mouth of hell back to Lewserville, OH. Thank you. Idol […]Read more "Palpatine Maroulis"
MARIO LEAVES AMERICAN KARAOKE IDOL TO JOIN CLAY AIKEN’S “WAX MY JOHNSON” TOUR Is life worth living, now that the 12 American Idol famewhores became the 11 famewhores, and then flipped right back to 12 with some creative rules juggling. After all, Ford paid for 12 shitty commercials starring these people, and they’re not getting […]Read more "Stop the presses"
Actually, we all know this show is just Karaoke on Crack. A non-invasive lobotomy. Electroshock therapy without electrodes or the …Read more "American Idol Sucks"