Cardinals suck

Dear asshole Bidwill people: Now that Kurt “I am afraid to see my shadow” Warner has walked away* from your traditional doormat team, can we please revert to the previous policy of opening the fucking roof more than once a season?  Is it really too much to ask, that in the so-called Valley of the […]

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ooo scary

Michigan gets all high and mighty about promotional Bud Light cans, claiming trademark infringement. This is the demon in the flesh, in AZ Cardinal colors.

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Karma to Cardinals: GFY

Karma:  You dicks shoulda opened the roof more.  Football is not a game for pussies. Karma:  P.S.:  Ben Rothlisberger is a cocksucker, but I hate you more Karma:  P.P.S.  The President correctly called this as a narrow Pittsburgh victory.

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Fuck you Arizona Cardinals

Dear Michael Bidwill: It’s 71 degrees in Glendale this very minute, an hour and a half before game time.  There is a 0% chance of rain.  It’s the desert, remember? Yet, the roof at Pink Taco stadium is closed.  You, sir, are a Pink Taco.   I hope Kurt “but I play better with a roof” […]

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Cardinals Suck

State of Arizona (to Cards):  Go, Cards! Cards:  But we have this new stadium since we hated our college stadium.  We were too scared to take money to call it “Pink Taco.”  so we took the name of a Mormon front organization college.  We made it open air at will, but we lack the balls […]

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