Cardinals suck
but not because of the roof being closed, because it wasn’t. They suck because of the team. Maybe Bidwill found the Viagra…
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Arizona: We’re afraid of our own weather
Word From the Birds Blog: Roof closed for “Monday Night Football” Posted by Darren Urban on November 29, 2010 – 2:44 pm The roof at University of Phoenix Stadium tonight will be closed because of cold temperatures. The text from the official release: “Due to the cold front that has brought unseasonably low temperatures and freeze […]
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Annual Monday Loss To The Niners. Dear Michael Bidwill. It’s November. Kurt “I am afraid of the sun” Warner is off dirty dancing. There is no rain in the forecast. It will not be “too hot.” Grow a dick and open the roof, you fuckstain. xxoo Brett Favre P.S. Need a QB?
Read more "Open the Goddamned Roof, Michael “penisfree” Bidwill"Cardinals and their fancy closed roof can kiss my ass – God
Weather prompts power outages around the Valley In Glendale, a portion of the roof at University of Phoenix Stadium was apparently damaged by the storm rolling through the Valley. A caller to ABC15 said she was on a tour of the stadium when she saw the “roof collapse.” Glendale Fire Department officials say crews were […]
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Dear asshole Bidwill people: Now that Kurt “I am afraid to see my shadow” Warner has walked away* from your traditional doormat team, can we please revert to the previous policy of opening the fucking roof more than once a season? Is it really too much to ask, that in the so-called Valley of the […]
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Michigan gets all high and mighty about promotional Bud Light cans, claiming trademark infringement. This is the demon in the flesh, in AZ Cardinal colors.
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New season, usual result: Cards lose. They’re headed for a(nother) 3-13 year. Mark it down
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Karma: You dicks shoulda opened the roof more. Football is not a game for pussies. Karma: P.S.: Ben Rothlisberger is a cocksucker, but I hate you more Karma: P.P.S. The President correctly called this as a narrow Pittsburgh victory.
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Dear Michael Bidwill: It’s 71 degrees in Glendale this very minute, an hour and a half before game time. There is a 0% chance of rain. It’s the desert, remember? Yet, the roof at Pink Taco stadium is closed. You, sir, are a Pink Taco. I hope Kurt “but I play better with a roof” […]
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State of Arizona (to Cards): Go, Cards! Cards: But we have this new stadium since we hated our college stadium. We were too scared to take money to call it “Pink Taco.” so we took the name of a Mormon front organization college. We made it open air at will, but we lack the balls […]
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