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If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy…
“It’s wrong to know” – Penis, Lord of Scum, ca. 1987. Ignore these words of marital advice at your peril…I dare anyone to do something more drunken and stupid than this – except don’t do it, you fool: tell your spouse exactly what went on in the strip club. Include every detail, including any offers […]
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How long to sing this song? 40 simply fricken sucks. Be amazed that you made it through the other stupid drunken adventures and lived this long. Go to a strip club and buy something long and slender to “celebrate” (or just to feel like a man and not a dad/atm/butler). Of course, you are only […]
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