- great for office parties, as long as you don’t mind police tape.
“It’s wrong to know” – Penis, Lord of Scum, ca. 1987. Ignore these words of marital advice at your peril…I dare anyone to do something more drunken and stupid than this – except don’t do it, you fool: tell your spouse exactly what went on in the strip club. Include every detail, including any offers […]Read more "If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy…"
How long to sing this song? 40 simply fricken sucks. Be amazed that you made it through the other stupid drunken adventures and lived this long. Go to a strip club and buy something long and slender to “celebrate” (or just to feel like a man and not a dad/atm/butler). Of course, you are only […]Read more "The Big 4-0"