Hi, I’m Dr. Chris Salvino. I have no original thoughts. Fucking JD Hayworth at least comes up with lies like “Protecting Arizona families.” Even though he is just “protecting” them from manicured lawns, clean pools, tamale stands on the corner, and gay man/horse weddings, it’s at least something. on the other hand, all I could […]Read more "Party of No"
…leading the fight against President Obama… …last line of defense… –Actual radio ad by Grandma Nutty Fudge Seriously? You dumbass. You are not “at war” against the man or the office. You are at war with a bigger douchebag for your job. “Less worse” – that is your only saving grace.Read more "John McCain: Douchebag"
Confederate flags, calling the President a communist and a Sarah Palin sticker. The triple crown of modern Republicanism. Racist GOP Bastards? Repetitive, or redundant? Discuss.Read more "Alex Trebek: This Rhymes with “Kool-Aid Drinking Paranoid Redneck Dumbass”"
This is the new Cadillac One. This is what showed up in Phoenix to ferry the President We got Bush’s cast offs – the 2001 and 2006 DTS parade cars. As good a thing as recycling is, I want my change! I want my beastie! Or at least the sleeker model Bush rode in Europe […]Read more "Why don’t we get “The Beast”?"
you’re our only hope. Phoenix, 2/18/09. Anti Joe protestors plead for presidential intervention on constitutional abuses by the couthy sheriff, since no one in the state has the balls to stand up to Joe or his henchmen.Read more "Help me OB1"
I want this “car.” I bet it has power windows and maybe a cd player. I would give you better pix, but all these people are in the way. Also, new President. That’s a good thing too.Read more "Friggin’ awesome"
Big Black men copping feels like they own the placeRead more "John McCain: This is what will happen if I don’t win"
From here Black teen pregnancies? A ‘crisis’ in black America. White teen pregnancies? A ‘blessed event.’ If you grow up in Hawaii you’re ‘exotic.’ Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you’re the quintessential ‘American story.’ Similarly, if you name your kid Barack you’re ‘unpatriotic.’ Name your kids Trig and Track, you’re ‘colorful.’ If you’re a […]Read more "John McCain’s America"