This is my neighbor, who used to sunbathe topless or sometimes naked behind my house. She was well on her way to being football-skinned at the time. Once she went topless alongside a hottie from my high school. That was a good day. But, “naked is naked” (when you’re 16), although if this were the image out my window, my eyes would still have forks stuck in them.Read more "Nightmares on the beach"