“Get the FUCK out of my house” most days – at least after that Halloween party.Read more "Jane Says"
More adventures of the Stupid, brought to you with a little help from Don Ho, Jeff Spicoli and Tony Montoya. 9. Park your car in the west entrance of a nature preserve near your house. If your pal 8 Barrel is there, that’s cool. Do this at night. Point your car at the road, while […]Read more "Lahaina Vice"
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don’t upset us – unless you place them 57. Always get a double Whopper with Cheese, onion rings and a vanilla shake. This will leave you with aromatic burps very soon, and high-quality farts to spice up your morning tomorrow, especially during a hangover, when those sorts […]Read more "Hold the pickles: The Burger King episodes"