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My Frat Bro Russell

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Russell Something-or-other drove aFiero like this. Drive-By Shootings: The Lesser Lights. We would call it “the Chevette of 1980s mid-engined ‘sports’ cars,” except that it involves Russell the stoner.  We nearly got in a fight with him about his previous car, a Pontiac T1000.  We called it a Chevette by any other name: he was adamant…

You fucked up. You trusted us.

animal-house-the-musical

1961 – The chapter: Let’s make a corporation to own the house.  We’ll pay ourselves rent.  We’ll make it endure for 30 years, to see how things go.  All members will be stakeholders. The state:  Sounds like a plan. 1991 – Crip and Gingerman:  Let’s just make the corporation permanent, so we don’t have to…

Let’s drink a toast…

When the Phi Sigs come back home

unto our host, to our fair fraternity Today is the 140th anniversary of the founding of the frat.  Brotherhood, Scholarship and Character, and all that. Brotherhood? Unquestionably, and in vast abundance. Scholarship?  In my case, that happened AFTER I stepped away. Character?  Us?  Yes.  Afterwards? Not so much…  

Things Padlock Was Wrong About

Assistant Scoutmaster

That this car was in any way superior to my Fury. Even with my JC Whitney electrical system. Even with it being mechanically identical. That driving this mufflerless shitbox to go be a boy scout leader somehow made me less uncool.

What to Drive

Doesn't this look worth it?

To Founder’s Day 1986, because what the fuck? Who doesn’t rent a car in order to transport your date who thinks you’re hilarious but will never ever fuck you?  Who doesn’t rent a car for a banquet held at your very own frat house, just like every other kegger weekend? Drive-By Shootings: Best Fairmont Ever.

Can Double Secret Probation Be Far Behind?

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Nonpub Phi Sigma Kappa Fraterni (99.38.60.22)  0 returning visits  Indianapolis, Indiana, United States     Show Full URLs http://tinyurl.com/au9f2ds Mar 15 10:07:58 AM  Brothers As We March Along | Messenger Puppet Hard to say – they didn’t stick around and help themselves to punch and cookies.

Is it wrong

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to see this and think “let’s watch Superman II  on stolen Fetzervision 800 times in a row”? Messenger Puppet: Stolen HBO: You’re Doing It Wrong.

Cereal City Blues

Doesn't this look worth it?

It’s Fall 1983. If you had bothered to attend class, this should have been the start of your junior year in college. Instead, it’s your first semester back: back in school (but it’s at a community college) back home, after a year of unspeakable horrors in the frat house. The BK Lounge is in the…

Blow Shit Up

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Free and clear – what saps 1961-1991+ – The Chapter:  Come join.  We own our own house.  We’re not on shitty fraternity village drive.   We’re better than that!  You’ll get laid constantly here. Karma:  No you won’t (there), but you’ll sure try. Later: Karma:  Ok, after 5 years of relentless drunken leg humping, I…