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My Frat Bro Russell

Russell Something-or-other drove a Fiero like this. Drive-By Shootings: The Lesser Lights.

Pontiac Fiero

We would call it “the Chevette of 1980s mid-engined ‘sports’ cars,” except that it involves Russell the stoner.  We nearly got in a fight with him about his previous car, a Pontiac T1000.  We called it a Chevette by any other name: he was adamant that not only was it NOT merely a re-badged POS, it had “completely different wiring” and components.

Uh, no, sorry.  Go hit that bong again, dude.

So, we’ll just say “Oh look” and be glad this one doesn’t have a JC Whitney vinyl bra like Russell’s.

Doesn't this look worth it?

Cereal City Blues

It’s Fall 1983. If you had bothered to attend class, this should have been the start of your junior year in college. Instead, it’s your first semester back: back in school (but it’s at a community college) back home, after a year of unspeakable horrors in the frat house. The BK Lounge is in the rear view mirror (hopefully permanently)…

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Blow Shit Up

Free and clear – what saps 1961-1991+ – The Chapter:  Come join.  We own our own house.  We’re not on shitty fraternity village drive.   We’re better than that!  You’ll get laid constantly here. Karma:  No you won’t (there), but you’ll sure try. Later: Karma:  Ok, after 5 years of relentless drunken leg humping, I guess it is OK But…