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My Frat Bro Russell

Russell Something-or-other drove aFiero like this. Drive-By Shootings: The Lesser Lights.

Pontiac FieroWe would call it “the Chevette of 1980s mid-engined ‘sports’ cars,” except that it involves Russell the stoner.  We nearly got in a fight with him about his previous car, a Pontiac T1000.  We called it a Chevette by any other name: he was adamant that not only was it NOT merely a re-badged POS, it had “completely different wiring” and components.

Uh, no, sorry.  Go hit that bong again, dude.

So, we’ll just say “Oh look” and be glad this one doesn’t have a JC Whitney vinyl bra like Russell’s.

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You fucked up. You trusted us.

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1961 -

The chapter: Let’s make a corporation to own the house.  We’ll pay ourselves rent.  We’ll make it endure for 30 years, to see how things go.  All members will be stakeholders.
The state:  Sounds like a plan.

1991 -

Crip and Gingerman:  Let’s just make the corporation permanent, so we don’t have to remember to re-up in 2021.
The state:  Sounds like a plan.  Just file those annual reports.

Later that decade…

Crip and Gingerman: pay your rent
The chapter: go fuck yourself and your “rent.”
The Brains:  We’re taking over.  We’re smarterer and shit. (ed. that whole story is here)

1998 ish -

The brains: Annual reports suck.  You spend $30 to keep your important corporateness alive.  Fuck that noise.
The state:  Sounds like a plan.
The state:  So does administrative dissolution. Continue reading

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When the Phi Sigs come back home

Let’s drink a toast…

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unto our host, to our fair fraternity

Today is the 140th anniversary of the founding of the frat.  Brotherhood, Scholarship and Character, and all that.

Brotherhood? Unquestionably, and in vast abundance.

Scholarship?  In my case, that happened AFTER I stepped away.

Character?  Us?  Yes.  Afterwards? Not so much

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Doesn't this look worth it?

What to Drive

To Founder’s Day 1986, because what the fuck? Who doesn’t rent a car in order to transport your date who thinks you’re hilarious but will never ever fuck you?  Who doesn’t rent a car for a banquet held at your very own frat house, just like every other kegger weekend?

1983 Ford Thunderbird

Should have driven it to the strip club instead, dude.

Drive-By Shootings: Best Fairmont Ever.

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Can Double Secret Probation Be Far Behind?

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Mar 15 10:07:58 AM

Hard to say – they didn’t stick around and help themselves to punch and cookies.



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Cereal City Blues

FSKIt’s Fall 1983. If you had bothered to attend class, this should have been the start of your junior year in college. Instead, it’s your first semester back:

Classes are good, the football you’re interested in is good (other than losing a bet to Cripley.  Stupid Illinois.), building pallets with Phid for beer money works just fine.

October means Homecoming. At Western, that means a loss to the fighting David Lettermans of Ball State. It also means time to party. Continue reading

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Blow Shit Up

PHi Sigs
Free and clear – what saps

1961-1991+ – The ChapterCome join.  We own our own house.  We’re not on shitty fraternity village drive.   We’re better than that!  You’ll get laid constantly here.

Karma:  No you won’t (there), but you’ll sure try.

Later:

Karma:  Ok, after 5 years of relentless drunken leg humping, I guess it is OK

But I digress… Continue reading

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