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Deja Vu, Except Different

We're off to SEMA.  Yes, we're meeting up with old classmates while there. No, t

My Frat Bro Russell

Russell Something-or-other drove a Fiero like this. Drive-By Shootings: The Lesser Lights. We would call it "the Chevette of 1980s mid-engined 'sports' cars," except that it involves Russell the stoner.  We nearly got in a fight with him about his previous car, a Pontiac T1000.  We called it a Chevette by any other name: he was adamant that not only was it NOT merely a re-badged POS, it had "completely different wiring" and components. Uh, no, sorry.  Go hit that bong again, dude. So, we'll just say "Oh look" and be glad this one doesn't have…

What to Drive

To Phi Sigma Kappa Founder's Day 1986, because what the fuck? Who doesn't rent a car in order to transport your date who thinks you're hilarious but will never ever fuck you?  Who doesn't rent a car for a banquet held at your very own frat house, just like every other kegger weekend? Drive-By Shootings: Best Fairmont Ever.