Messenger Puppet

Beaver Nut Scrub Wet hands first One push only Try it! HT: 8 Barrel

or “a full reproduction of the original Roland synthesizer, with fully functional sequencer.”  Dammit.

Confederate flags, calling the President a communist and a Sarah Palin sticker.  The triple crown of modern Republicanism. Racist GOP Bastards?  Repetitive, or redundant?  Discuss.

is little tweeting bird chirping in meadow. Logic is wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad.

Some Jokes Just Write Themselves: –That’ll buff right out –Mitt Romney takes the Blues Brothers movie a bit too seriously HT: Autoblog

HT: Autoblog

just ask for Bozo (by the way, you’re not Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Famous Last Words: Jr. will be right in, after he parks the GTO. Nothing happened last night, right?  RIGHT?! To cops:  Why no, officer, I was home all night reading the bible and knitting. Did you hear something?  Nah, go back to sleep. Attention all units,be on the look out for a brown Opel Kadett [...]

…And then I tell George to turn his head and cough See, when you smoke it, you don’t get the track marks Safety is paramount when retrieving the gerbil.  You don’t want to lose an arm.