Messenger Puppet

Scrub your nuts with our Beaver

Beaver Nut Scrub

Wet hands first

One push only

Try it!

HT: 8 Barrel

it doesn't mean "toaster"

or “a full reproduction of the original Roland synthesizer, with fully functional sequencer.”  Dammit.

Contestant: What is Kool-Aid Drinking Paranoid Redneck Dumbass?

Nice crayon drawing to go with those confederate flags, General Lee

Confederate flags, calling the President a communist and a Sarah Palin sticker.  The triple crown of modern Republicanism.

Racist GOP Bastards?  Repetitive, or redundant?  Discuss.

is little tweeting bird chirping in meadow. Logic is wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad.

Nowhere am I so desperately needed as among a shipload of illogical humans.

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? Or Bondo?

Some Jokes Just Write Themselves:

–That’ll buff right out

–Mitt Romney takes the Blues Brothers movie a bit too seriously

HT: Autoblog

The filthy rich have a constitutional right to cheap Chinese crap, too.

HT: Autoblog

just ask for Bozo

That'll buff right out

1. Famous Last Words: Jr. will be right in, after he parks the GTO.
2. Nothing happened last night, right?  RIGHT?!
3. To cops:  Why no, officer, I was home all night reading the bible and knitting.
4. Did you hear something?  Nah, go back to sleep.
5. Attention all units,be on the look out for a brown Opel Kadett with no headlights.
6. _____________

1. …And then I tell George to turn his head and cough
2. See, when you smoke it, you don’t get the track marks
3. Safety is paramount when retrieving the gerbil.  You don’t want to lose an arm.