Somewhere in the wasted haze of being 20 something, I decided that maybe shit jobs at the car wash and the BK lounge were not all that satisfying. Pod and OG were finishing college. Phid’s college career was as off the tracks as mine, but we had community college bullshit. His job at one restaurant […]
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This is the Porsche 944, the best iteration of the crappy little 924 that came out in 1977. In the 80s, these were the shit. There was a maroon one driven by a regular at the 7-Eleven where I wasted part of my elongated sophomore year. I saw it up close and personal one night. […]
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For some reason, I think there was a crash that messed up the headlight and god knows what else, but I don’t remember. I know the one about the train tracks and the oil pan. And the Hammond Lake off-roading gone awry. And other near-death experiences. I just can’t put my finger on this potential […]
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Stupid Drunken Things Not To Do Bum Wine and cheap liquor own you… 53. [Not drunken, but similarly stupid] Drive behind the old insane asylum and the University power plant on your CB350 with 8Barrel riding bitch. Even though it’s dark out, don’t use your headlight, because this dirt road comes out where the cops […]
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Stupid Drunken Things Not To Do This will be a continuing series as I dig them up. None of these are about me or anyone I know. Add your own (no personally identifiable info, though). Do not under any circumstances attempt to duplicate these or you will die or go to prison (which will just […]
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