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Challenger

You’re Doing It Wrong

Cannonball Run edition.

1971 Dodge Challenger
Turn left at Albuquerque.  Then left again.

It’s easier to win the race with a 3,000 mile head start – unless you’re going the wrong way. *cough* Brock Yates *cough*

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You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history…

…and it shows.  Your rolling creamsicle ads come in lots of different flavors Possibly the flavor is Sour Apple Black and topless like hookers named Apple The color of 8 barrel air cleaners Him: Reddened, like it’s engorged. Her: Stop looking at my boobs or I will take this microphone and Casino Royale your personal […]

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Why yes, they’re real

Molly will be having the one to its left
Molly will be having the one to its left

And already up for resale. 2008 Dodge Challenger.  Low miles, one owner.  Conveniently located next to the Dream Palace strip club.  “Why yes, it’s got a hemi” has a whole new meaning.

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