Speaking of things that knock

What ever happened to the Heisenberg-mobile? We last saw it abandoned in the New Mexico desert, after taking a bullet to the gas tank. But then what? Yes, it sounded knocky and horrible, running out of gas. Yes, it's ORV career was a bit more arduous than most SUVs ever experience … Continue reading →

Good Fences

make good neighbors, or so they tell … Continue reading →

Which one belongs to the stripper?

A: Neither. This is at Bandaids, where the strippers spend their tips on bus rides and donuts. And … Continue reading →

Imperial star destroyer

If Darth Vader sold real estate with Uncle Bob instead of slapping swords with Ben K. of … Continue reading →

Grandpa… bought a rubber

and kept it in his wallet, just in case a water landing went bad for Grandma. True Story: Grandma: This car (rented LeBaron) is nice enough, but i would never want to own one. Everyone else: Huh? Why? Grandma: Because it only comes with power windows. Everyone else: Huh? What's … Continue reading →

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Speaking of things that knock

Good Fences

Which one belongs to the stripper?

Imperial star destroyer

Grandpa… bought a rubber