Speaking of things that knock

What ever happened to the Heisenberg-mobile? We last saw it abandoned in the New Mexico desert, after taking a bullet to the gas tank. But then what? Yes, it sounded knocky and horrible, running out of gas. Yes, it’s ORV career was a bit more arduous than most SUVs ever experience (going to Costco). But […]

Good Fences

make good neighbors, or so they tell me…

Which one belongs to the stripper?

A: Neither. This is at Bandaids, where the strippers spend their tips on bus rides and donuts. And penicillin.

Chrysler Imperial — The big Corellian ship of legend

If Darth Vader sold real estate with Uncle Bob instead of slapping swords with Ben K. of Tatooine.

Grandpa… bought a rubber

and kept it in his wallet, just in case a water landing went bad for Grandma. True Story: Grandma: This car (rented LeBaron) is nice enough, but i would never want to own one. Everyone else: Huh? Why? Grandma: Because it only comes with power windows. Everyone else: Huh? What’s wrong with that? Grandma: What […]

In Sarah Palin’s America

we would “death panel” these POSs In JD Hayworth’s America, we would lynch the brown guys driving them (unless they had their papers). Welcome to Arizona

RIP, Khan

The Mutara Nebula just won’t be the same without you. “To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee; For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee” – Ricardo Montalban, desperately trying to get his 360 V8 Cordoba to fire up and shift out of park. P.S. Jack […]