Someday, when I grow up….Read more "When J.C. Whitney Catalogs Attack"
Maybach 57, slumming at a Circle K. Gas or a 30 pack of Natty Light and some $6 cigs?Read more "Incongruity"
Alex Trebek: It’s what brought you face to face with your own mortality, because the asshole pulling out of the Circle K in it was too busy being self important to look to his right before making his illegal left hand turn. Me: What is this cargasm [below]? Smashing baby, smashing. Well, almost. Fucker.Read more "Faces of Death"
You know the Bush/John McLame’s economic plan sucks when the wealthy must visit Circle K for their 9 mpg Corniche needs. (They do not sell Grey Poupon? How gauche!)Read more "Incongruity"
16 beer cans, bottles found in vehicle Michelle Myers The Arizona Republic Mar. 19, 2008 01:40 PM A 21-year-old Mesa man was arrested early Tuesday after police found 16 beer cans and bottles in his vehicle, according to a report. Garrison Billie was followed into a Circle K parking lot at Dobson Road and Southern […]Read more "Not me"
Stage 2 ROUSH Mustang with some extras.Read more "Stage 2 ROUSH Mustang"
This one or… Fuckin’ A, Beav. It has been 72 hours without caffeine. Not just caffeine, Monsters. Sometimes two. A. WTF am I thinking? Oh yeah. A fucking cold in the middle of summer. (In Phoenix, it’s ALWAYS the middle of summer.) Caffeine bad, hot ginger ale good. B. Fuck, my head hurts. C. I […]Read more "Monster? I got a f***ing monster for you"
Four quick hits on pollution in the gene pool… At the Kwik -e-mart across the street: Morton Tomato Sauce with Meat Loaf TV dinner. Think about it. PI lawyer accident checklist at the gas pumps. Actually, a good marketing idea, since everybody who does this or this and walks away ends up in their parking […]Read more "Stupid S*** at the Kwik-E-Mart"