Messenger Puppet

It's the Queen (No, not J. D. Hayworth)

Later, Liz.  Points if anyone can identify the car, beyond some ancient Rolls/Daimler/Bentley

Frank Cannon's on the case

1973 Lincoln Continental Mark IV. Don’t get me started on the whole back window thing…

cocaine and hookers beats amway sales meetings every time

Maybe the 70’s weren’t a complete waste of time after.  Given the choice, I would take the Disco Stu/Larry the Lounge Lizard Monte Carlo over the middle management, I’m late for that widget convention at the airport Super 8 Malibu every single time.  “Progress” can kiss my leopard print covered/Hai Karate scented  ass.

No, it’s not because you could do hookers and blow (simultaneously) on that giant hood.  Well, not ENTIRELY because of that.

So close and yet so far

where are the other two??

Same as the old boss

Your engine's on fire, FWIW

This does not quite rise to the level of an Acid Flashback, since my only connection to one was that a short time,  sometimes asshole manager at the BK lounge (not one of these guys) drove a red one somewhere around this vintage.  Mostly, the point is “Hey look, an old car in Phoenix – we’re like an updated version of Cuba!”

I got me a Chrysler, it's as big as a whale...

Hey Mike?  I don’t see Carol’s head.  I’m just sayin’…

The hood is bigger than my bed. Carol likes that, I bet

Plymouth Fury III.  Looks like a 1970.

In my parking lot an hour ago…

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