Messenger Puppet

Because he is a silver spoon douchebag. Ben Quayle Stands by Uber-Lame Campaign Ad – Phoenix News – Valley Fever.

Churchgoers, strippers protest one another in Coshocton County | The Columbus Dispatch. WARSAW, Ohio — Strip-club owner Tommy George rolled up to the church in his grabber-orange Dodge Challenger, drinking a Mountain Dew at 9 in the morning and smoking a cigarette he had just rolled himself. Pastor Bill Dunfee stepped out of a tan Nissan [...]

because crazy and stupid go together like chocolate and peanut butter. (Or fringe GOP and race-baiting)

A post about mutants triggers the Newsmax Is Sarah Palin a savant? push poll in unrelated stories, the secretary who does NOT work for me (she works for Manny) is showing about 90% more cleavage than usual, and there is a an appointment downstairs who is “dumb, dizty,  and hot! A man’s dream come true!” [...]

Dear Google:  Where in my post did I trip the algorithm for incompetent. quitter, slutty clown?  I barfed a little in my mouth…

Yeah, it’s like this, except with more clowns.

It’s a Ram – She likes it rough, horny and goat smelling No truck balls – She wears the pants and the strap on. No rear window – who gives a shit.  She imagines what she can see from her windows already.  Why cloud that picture with facts? Wonder why the license is on the [...]

Even though their team is doing its best to shit itself out of the tournament, it’s never to early to plan that MSU tournament elimination party (or stock up for football season).

Confederate flags, calling the President a communist and a Sarah Palin sticker.  The triple crown of modern Republicanism. Racist GOP Bastards?  Repetitive, or redundant?  Discuss.

Dear Dr. Gonzo: This letter is in response to your recent personalized plate request.  The combination of letters [foufcfk]that you requested could be perceived as having a connotation that may be offensive or misleading to the public.  As a result, your plate has been held and will be forwarded to the MVD Personalized Plate Review [...]