Messenger Puppet

because crazy and stupid go together like chocolate and peanut butter. (Or fringe GOP and race-baiting)

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A post about mutants triggers the Newsmax Is Sarah Palin a savant? push poll

Post: mutant. Banner: monster. Banner ad: Jesus some jokes DO write themselves

in unrelated stories, the secretary who does NOT work for me (she works for Manny) is showing about 90% more cleavage than usual and there is a an appointment downstairs who is “dumb, dizty,  and hot! A man’s dream come true!” according to Jack.  Sadly, she’s here to see Moe.  While Moe has dabbled, his 14 years with the same man pretty much means its wasted.

Then fucking Manny tells me that on the project that is mine to handle, I have to submit my changes and additions to him, so that the things I want to do fit with his plan on how he wants to handle this thing that he wants me to handle.

Also, no, I can’t use his secretary.

Dear Google:  Where in my post did I trip the algorithm for incompetent. quitter, slutty clown?  I barfed a little in my mouth…

Sarah "Teabagger" Palin? Jesus Fucking Monkeys

Yeah, it’s like this, except with more clowns.

Andrew Thomas or Russell Pearce? Or Sheriff Joe?

Ignorance is Strength

It’s a Ram – She likes it rough, horny and goat smelling

No truck balls – She wears the pants and the strap on.

No rear window – who gives a shit.  She imagines what she can see from her windows already.  Why cloud that picture with facts?

Wonder why the license is on the left.  Probably it’s socialism.

Even though their team is doing its best to shit itself out of the tournament, it’s never to early to plan that MSU tournament elimination party (or stock up for football season).

25 year old minivan to boot! The career at Pizza Hut really continues to pay off!

Contestant: What is Kool-Aid Drinking Paranoid Redneck Dumbass?

Nice crayon drawing to go with those confederate flags, General Lee

Confederate flags, calling the President a communist and a Sarah Palin sticker.  The triple crown of modern Republicanism.

Racist GOP Bastards?  Repetitive, or redundant?  Discuss.

Dear Dr. Gonzo:

This letter is in response to your recent personalized plate request.  The combination of letters [foufcfk]that you requested could be perceived as having a connotation that may be offensive or misleading to the public.  As a result, your plate has been held and will be forwarded to the MVD Personalized Plate Review Committee.   The [PPRC] meets on the third Thursday of every month, after which you will be notified of the committee’s findings… We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

xxoo

Your tax dollars at work

Dear MVD

You’re wrong about foufcfk.  Not only “could [it] be perceived as having a connotation that may be offensive or misleading to the public,”  it has a direct meaning that should be offensive, at least to Redflex.  So FOUFCFK, eh?

Dr. G

Lane Kiffin, Manager of Trojan Donations (theonion.com)

USC Credit Union:  Where Trojans Bank

coupled with

All Access Trojans

Tell me there are not at least 117 jokes here.  (Not counting the coach.)