Karma: Would you like door number one or door number two?
Door #1 2006 Rock: Hi mustang. Let me chip your windshield. Geico: A Lizard Caveman cocktail will fix it nicely. No deductible. Me: Yay. Fastforward to 2010 Rock: Fuck you xoxBox windshield. Die from a puny chip to the sweet spot. Geico: Hah! no coverage for you, dancer boy. Me: huh? WTF? Geico: We don’t […]
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