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A million years ago in Denver, I was involved in pedicle screw/spinal fusion surgery lawsuits.  There was a plaintiff named Johnny Lee.  His complaint was this: Before surgery: boinked his wife 6-10 times a week; interactions were typically 90-120 minutes. After surgery:  boinked his wife 4-7 times a week; interactions were typically 30-45 minutes. (This [...]

Go Fuck Yourself. xxoo (to Bill Callahan, and that Solich guy only) 65-51 62-36

Pretty please? Country roads, take me home. Right this MF-ing second

State House Transportation Committee Chairman Buffie McFadyen (D-Pueblo West): I am a fucking idiot. Colorado: Legislators Eye Millions in Speeding Ticket Revenue Doubled fines and freeway speed cameras could help balance the Colorado state budget because politicians lack the balls to do their jobs. State House Transportation Committee Chairman Buffie McFadyen (D-Pueblo West) introduced the [...]

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It’s never too early… Nebraska names Pelini new head coach LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — Bo Pelini is the new coach at Nebraska, leaving the defensive coordinator post at LSU for a job many Cornhusker fans thought he should have been given four years ago. Interim athletic director and former coach Tom Osborne announced Pelini’s hiring [...]

Priuses suck gas like you wouldn’t believe. I had the GF’s car to use for the long weekend. Saturday I fill it up. 8 bars on the gas gauge. 1 80 mile trip to the airport, a 30 mile trip to the kid’s house and a 20 mile trip to the airport later and it [...]

Bill Calahan Farewell Tour Closes Embarrassingly (Yet Again) BOULDER, Colo. (AP) -All eyes in Nebraska now look toward Tom Osborne’s office – to see if Bill Callahan could possibly emerge from his upcoming meeting with Nebraska’s athletic director with his job still in hand. If he does, it would be an even bigger shock than [...]

Go fuck yourself. Signed, Everyone else

”When your foot is on that jugular, you have to kill that fool,” Buckeyes offensive tackle Kirk Barton said. ”You don’t just back off, let him stand up and punch you a couple of times and then knock him back down.” Buckeyes fail to step on their own dicks, win. Colorado, on the other hand, [...]