At 1:04 a.m. today, an officer on foot patrol near the Benson Earth Sciences building spotted a Subaru Outback driving on a sidewalk with two flat tires. The officer attempted to wave down the driver, identified by CU police as Jennifer Greer, 22, but Greer continued to drive east on Colorado Avenue toward 28th Street.
A: Contracts I and II were horrible. Q: Who is J. Dennis Hynes? Seriously, the hate is as strong as ever. In related news, I no longer owe him or his gang of enforcers for the privilege of living through the real life paper chase professor of dicks class. Fuck, you, student loans. (Except for […]Read more "I’ll take giant co******ers – er – professors I hate for $1000, Alex"
Go Fuck Yourself. xxoo (to Bill Callahan, and that Solich guy only) 65-51 62-36Read more "Dear Nebraska:"
Pretty please? Country roads, take me home. Right this MF-ing secondRead more "WfVU: Please take it easy on us"
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Bill Calahan Farewell Tour Closes Embarrassingly (Yet Again) BOULDER, Colo. (AP) -All eyes in Nebraska now look toward Tom Osborne’s office – to see if Bill Callahan could possibly emerge from his upcoming meeting with Nebraska’s athletic director with his job still in hand.If he does, it would be an even bigger shock than what […]Read more "Order Is Restored"
”When your foot is on that jugular, you have to kill that fool,” Buckeyes offensive tackle Kirk Barton said. ”You don’t just back off, let him stand up and punch you a couple of times and then knock him back down.” Buckeyes fail to step on their own dicks, win. Colorado, on the other hand, […]Read more "Not for weaklings"
In an earlier prophesy, I predicted the impending demise of Bill “Norv Turner is a step up from me” Callahan. Callahan was the hand picked 4th choice of AD Steve “big money” Pederson, the genius who fired a 75% coach in order to install a 59% coach. Nebraska fires AD, citing lack of progress Associated […]Read more "I’ll have a Nostradamus with Cheese, and a Side Order of Crystal Balls"
This has nothing to do with my current social life, even though life is football and football is life. (The lack of correlation has nothing to do with the lack of 100+ data points, either, so let that joke pass you by, OG Fred) Just no. 6 for god’s (and the then-brand new Bear’s) own […]Read more "100 Greatest Finishes"