NOT ME: The one about college driving

CU-Boulder police: Student led officers on drunken car chase, lost wheel on U.S. 36 - Boulder Daily Camera. At 1:04 a.m. today, an officer on foot patrol near the Benson Earth Sciences building spotted a Subaru Outback driving on a sidewalk with two flat tires. The officer attempted to wave down the driver, identified by CU police as Jennifer Greer, 22, but Greer continued to drive east on Colorado Avenue toward 28th Street. 23930