Billy Dee: Chuck Norris is a pussy. Drink Colt and you’ll get it, not be it. Chuck Norris: Why are you bringing me into this? Chuck Norris: *cries* Chuck Norris: *tears fail to cure cancer* Detroit: We don’t like this. Poor people should not drink cheap ass malt liquor. Detroit: We don’t like this. Black […]Read more "Works Every Time"