Toyota is that Ugly Kid that Sprouted into a Hot Piece

And I’m being serious here. If any of you have ever looked at an old Toyota Hiace (Toyota “Van” in the US) from the 80’s and 90’s, in all its angular and absolutely diabolically ugly glory, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. First of all, can anyone explain to me how that aesthetic disaster […]

Short People Got No Reason To Live

I didn’t think my Corolla was all that big,. or that Vantages were small, until i saw this.

Craptastic

Calle de Oro

Not THAT Calle de Oro

Calle de Oro means Street of Gold. (Oro actually means dirt en espanol.)

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in one of these on Friday and in one of these today not in town; not outrunning the federales or ICE.

Redneck GPS

It’s the little things…

Now I’ve got them steadily depressing lowdown, mind-messing Working-at-the-Car-Wash blues

I am such a f***ing idiot…

Picture 1 002 — No, this is not jizz and blood like on Metallica’s Load album

Who would think that by trunk is wide fucking open right this second. D-ooh!

infrared is the shit

Infrared Corolla 2005