The red lenses on the taillights are washed out. Still trying to figure it out….Read more "IR Corolla"
The solution to highway safety is not lower speeds. The fact that I am posting this attests to that.Read more "9/10ths"
It doesn’t matter which one is your car. You’re not driving anywhere when the world looks like this…
(from what I recall from 20 years ago)
Technology is killing the high art of “spaceship.” *Spaceship* is where you drive at night with all your interior light on and your outside lights off. You look like a UFO screaming down the street. But on the Scorolla, this only works in neutral with the parking brake on. With the brake off, the daytime […]Read more "Spaceship pwned by technology"
Toyota Corolla and less clone at the Costco…Read more "Twins"
My evil twins are everywhere… Corolla and doppelganger at WalgreensRead more "Attack of the Clones"
7 months ago, I got some of these Simple enough so far, right? The wheels come with these These are 50% longer than the stock lug nuts, because the holes are different (deeper) than on the stock steel wheels.. Me: Here are the lug nuts that you must use with these wheels. Discount Tire dude: […]Read more "Discount Tire goes D-ooh!"
30 mpg, bitches. Gas can go to $4 before my gas bill equals what the Jeep drank.\
(BTW, a Ford Excursion has a 44 gallon tank. At $2.28 a gallon, that is a $100 fill up. And $228.00 a month in gas, in case you were curious how much those trips to Circle K for a cup of carbon flavored coffee REALLY cost.)
Read more "$2.50 per gallon?"