I found the car.
If I had to list every car that a pompous jackass drove in alphabetical order, I’d need a book with as many pages as the dictionary to even get half of them recorded on paper. That is why I’m going to provide you with a shorter, revised list of only the most pompous of the […]Read more "The Pompous Jackass List"
Why do you only see old guys driving ZR1s? Let’s think about this: they cost $100,000+. (Ed.: For insurance.) Old guys have money. However. young guys have money, too. (Ed.: until they don’t.) So maybe it’s not cash. Let’s think some more:Read more "Big Blue Devil: Little Blue Pill"
I’ve got the obligatory Hendrix perm and the inevitable pinhole burns Now all down the front of my favorite satin shirt I’ve got nicotine stains on my fingers, I’ve got a silver spoon on a chain Got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains… Pink Floyd, Nobody Home It’s the 1970s. You are […]Read more "Leisure Suits and Gold Chains"
Corvette ZR1, Singles bar troll on the outside, felonious exhibition of speed/fleeing and eluding on the insideRead more "Why Yes, They’re Real"
mmmm… eye candyRead more "When Car and Driver Didn’t Suck – December 1978"
Saturday, on the way home from Cabela’s. Street racing is bad, mmkay. I let him win up the ramp. Or, he let me think I let him win. I used to love ‘vettes, but this iteration kind strikes me as stupid looking. Maybe it just needs the right accoutrements.Read more "Kill or be killed"